BROWN OFF: The nation straps itself in for the Greens party’s “joy ride of the future”

The Greens party Leader Bob Brown’s extraordinary performance at yesterday’s National Press Club left many wondering just how wild the ride will be now his extremists can decide what laws will govern Australia.

CRACK THAT WHIP: Lib Senator Ryan accused of betrayal plot

Would Vic Lib Senator Scott Ryan lose his own factional soul just to try to gain nasty advantage in a looming preselection face-off? That’s what his friends are asking.

PISSTAKE: Federal MP expresses Qantas baggage fears

Federal MP Jamie Briggs has expressed relief about the new Qantas baggage tagging system that will make it difficult for militant unionist baggage handlers to commit re-routing or urination atrocities against him and his suitcase.

MINCHIN’S GOLDEN ABACUS: Tony Abbott bailed out by his brilliant numbers-man Nick Minchin once again

Senator Nick Minchin really can count.

BULLY-BOB BROWN: Don’t dare criticise us or we’ll get you, warns ageing Greens boss

Scratch an Australian Green and a whole bunch of Soviet Red comes gushing out if ageing Greens political party boss Bob Brown’s antics are any guide.

HIPPIES ADVANCE: Northern summer sees hippies make important territorial gains

While it’s chilly in the southern hemisphere, in the north, scantily-clad, probably inebriated and threatening hippies, pagans and even druids are exploiting the warm weather to variously punch on at Stonehedge and lay down on yoga mats in Time Square, …

PARADISE OF FOOLS: “Replace the ALP” movement led by industrial abseiler, DJ and gym instructor

Three Canberra young persons, an industrial abseiling entrepreneur, a DJ trading as “Anti-Christ” and a gym instructor have gone to considerable lengths to establish an organisation called “Replacing the ALP.”

The Australian Capital Territory has kept Labor in power since …

RAT GETS CHEESE: Uber-nerd Colin Jacobs claims first head job

Labor rat Colin Jacobs – self-styled “software developer” left the ALP loudly publicly decrying the cynicism, pragmatism and ruthlessness of his former party. He joined the Greens.

The former Lefty Independent aligned branch president of the Clayton South branch, even …

KEV’S JUST A SOUL WHOSE INTENTIONS ARE GOOD: “Assassination party” was media invention

The Rudd “Assassination Party” was never called that by Rudd and was the unethical invention of unethical journalists like the unethical Bernard Keane. VEXNEWS has the proof in the form of the secret and closely guarded invitation to the gathering. Come for the exclusives, stay for the righting of wrongs.

ERRONEOUS ANUS: Stern Bernard Keane causes a stink

Fact-checking is a much lower prior for left-wing email newsletter writer Bernard Keane than liberally applying hair dye. We sink lower than a snake’s belly and subvert the dominant by-line paradigm to find a greater truth.