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BUSTED: Potentially dangerous hippy cell operating on Gold Coast as region braces for tsunami

As a potentially devastating tsunami threatens to advance the Gold Coast to the Stone Age, our Broadbeach correspondent has busted a cell of hippies operating in what is called in intelligence circles ‘open cover.’

Nanny state measures including signs instructing locals to lock their cars after parking them are said to have occurred in response to the rising menace of the hippy in the Gold Coast region.

Local sources tell VEXNEWS that visiting ‘southerners’ or ‘hippies’ are frequently blamed for the incidence of crime in the region.


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