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LONG DONG SILVER: Hanson look-alike pics appear in old Danish porn mag

longdongsilver In the latest weird twist to the Pauline Hanson photo fraud row, it appears fraudster Jack Johnson and his accomplices sourced the fake pics from Danish porn mag where the unknown porn model appeared alongside a fellow whose stage name was Long Dong Silver, for reasons we feel we’d rather not know.

The fiend and cheating hound-dog, Jack Johnson, if that is in fact his real name, clearly has a prodigious porn collection dating at least as far back to 1982, when the publication of Pauline Lookalike and Mr Long Dong Silver first appeared.

We hope the authorities are closely looking at Johnson, with a view to bringing the fiendish fraudster fake photo peddler to justice.

The photos certainly provide another example of just how closely the Doppelganger and Ms Hanson resemble each other.

Those keen to denigrate the Sunday Tele for their mistake should consider carefully whether it is the criminal who is to blame in a fraud case or the victim of the fraud. Clearly the Sunday Tele were deceived and they probably should have done more to check out the fraudster’s bona fides. But isn’t that what anyone taken in by a con thinks? The newspaper’s mistake should be kept in proportion.

In other news, we hear on the grapevine that Hanson is still the focus of Police inquiries into her management of campaign funds. Developing…

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  1. no simpathy about this publication saga, pitiful jounalism, my family were Davidson who started this media outlet its now no better than trash compilers.

    Posted by ajax | March 23, 2009, 20:08
  2. Could you please give me Lond Dong Silver’s mobile? Sav is very unsatisfactory with his bedroom duties.

    Posted by Inga Binga | March 23, 2009, 21:45
  3. Hanson should sue News Ltd for all its got. Blank cheque time.

    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2009, 21:46
  4. I know a certain MP from Heidelberg way who would like to meet Long Dong’s silver.

    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2009, 21:47
  5. Looks like Pauline Fegan

    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2009, 21:48
  6. Imagine how this story would have appeared if it had of been The Age who published the fake pics of Hanson…

    Posted by john | March 23, 2009, 21:57
  7. He is cuter than Ollie.

    Posted by Chrissy Pyne | March 23, 2009, 22:13
  8. Yep thats Fegan

    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2009, 22:49
  9. Honeys…

    It’s boring to try to defend the indefensible Murdoch Press.

    Just like like FOX in the USA, their flagships here in Australia are sinking fast – no credibility whatsoever!

    Even Rupert knows it – Lachlan has told him. I know this as I was at the dinner party.

    Posted by Natasha The Despoiler | March 23, 2009, 22:53
  10. Point of clarification…

    I remeber Ollie very well. He is definitely much cuter than Long Dong on any unit of measurement.

    And Chrissy Pyne, you fraud, you wouldn’t have a clue as Ollie many times rejected your closet case advances in my legendary presence… Any true small “l” progressive from a fine family would do the same.

    Cheerio!

    Posted by Sir Ruperts Ghost | March 23, 2009, 22:57
  11. I have a DVD of Long Dong. I luv to watch it with Chrissy Pyne.

    Posted by C Pearce | March 23, 2009, 23:20
  12. Silver, like Just_In McKeegan was another of successful penile lengthening surgery patients. But Silver paid the bill, unlike Just_In!

    Posted by Professor Maku Dong Long | March 23, 2009, 23:23
  13. Inga if you get Long dong’s mobile could you forward it to me please

    Posted by Dean Mighell | March 24, 2009, 7:23
  14. This was some of Long Dond’s earlier work. Aficionados prefer his work from the late 80s

    Posted by House of Sleaze | March 24, 2009, 9:48
  15. Craig Grangdon. Please call me. I’d like to catch up. Much to discuss.

    Posted by Ollie | March 24, 2009, 10:08
  16. Fegans much fatter

    Posted by Anonymous | March 24, 2009, 12:04
  17. Oh Silver how I long to give you a hummer, you would love a glipse up my skirt at my chantilly lace thong.

    Posted by Inga Binga | March 24, 2009, 23:32
  18. Isn’t that the bartender off The Love Boat?

    Posted by Close to the storm | March 28, 2009, 10:19
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    Posted by Puttymary | March 29, 2009, 6:57