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M.I.A.: Can Inga find a honest person in the Parliamentary precinct?

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The jewel in the Liberal Baillieu faction crown, state MP Inga Peulich has had some misfortune recently. She lost an earring somewhere around state Parliament House last Thursday.

An email was sent to all of her parliamentary colleagues and hundreds of staff, all of whom are set to be banned from seeking office in local government under new proposals from the state government.

It explains the situation and offers honest patriots the chance to trade the ring for a bottle of Parliamentary plonk. a fair deal indeed. Those equipped with metal detectors should report to the back gate and explain their mission.

Earring experts tell VEXNEWS that mobile phone use can make dislodging earrings all too easy.

Clever folk will note that the email offers a bottle of vino for those who found the earring picture, that should read the earring pictured before smart alecs present with the photo and hope to be rewarded. We suspect Inga’s death-stare would be punishment beyond compare.

From: Inga Peulich
Sent: 06/16/2009 02:34 PM
To: Liberal Party; National Party; ALP; DLP EO Staff; DLP MLC Members; Greens EO Staff; Greens MLC Members; Parliament House
Subject: LOST – One 18 Carat Gold Hoop Earring

Lost – One Gold Hoop Earring
On Thursday of last sitting week, I lost a gold hoop earring either in Parliament or the Parliamentary precinct.
If you have found the earring picture attached, I’d be delighted to trade it for a bottle of Parliament House wine.
And, if you have found it, please give me a call on x or let me know by return email.

Many thanks,
Inga Peulich MLC
Member for South Eastern Metropolitan Region
376 Nepean Highway,
Chelsea 3196
Tel: 9772 1366; Fax: 9772 4648

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Discussion

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  1. Hope it turns up Inga. Parliamentary staff are pretty dishonest if they pocket it.

    Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2009, 18:00
  2. Did Richard Dalla Riva get this email? Or has Inga set her email functions to exclude the slop cop from her “Liberal Party” email list? These questions must be put to her, in the house, immediately.

    Posted by There is something wrong in Victoria, ie Richard Dalla Riva | June 16, 2009, 18:01
  3. That looks like my ring!

    Posted by Helen | June 16, 2009, 18:16
  4. Well, the wooly doc could confirm if it is

    Posted by Anon | June 16, 2009, 18:53
  5. We must rally behind the Sheez for Higgins. Do it for all patriots!

    Posted by JA? No way! | June 16, 2009, 19:02
  6. The Sheeze is lower than Rat Dog Riva.

    All Kroges fans support JA!

    Posted by All the Way with JA | June 16, 2009, 19:04
  7. I instruct all my loyal supporters to vote for JA.

    All the way with JA.

    Posted by No More Mercy AM | June 16, 2009, 19:08
  8. only slop cops and local councillors would support JA. good men of business would support the sheez man.

    Posted by JA? No way! | June 16, 2009, 19:09
  9. I instruct all my loyal supporters to vote for JS.

    All the way with JA? No way!

    Posted by Snell No AM | June 16, 2009, 19:12
  10. JA, future MP
    Putting himself forward for all of Higgins to see
    JA, a future PM!
    JA, a leader of men!

    Posted by Goose | June 16, 2009, 19:15
  11. Goose, that is some of your worst work yet! Although I agree with your support of JA.

    Posted by Anon | June 16, 2009, 19:29
  12. Goose, you are a fool. Only a fool would support JA. A champion would support JS.

    Posted by Anonski | June 16, 2009, 20:05
  13. I have a feeling it disappeared…

    Posted by Inga Binga | June 16, 2009, 23:10
  14. just call the ombudsman

    Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2009, 23:19
  15. inga you can always call upon the ombudsman im sure he will be more then happy to lodge an investigation

    Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2009, 23:21
  16. J-Rat is a doofus. He is perhaps the worst State Director the Victorian Division has ever had.

    Posted by Anonski | June 16, 2009, 23:47
  17. I am getting a awful, vile and most unpleasant vision – Inga’s ring!!

    Posted by Anonski | June 16, 2009, 23:57
  18. still.

    Posted by Vexnews Sponsors Sexism | June 17, 2009, 1:15
  19. I am uping the ante.

    Posted by Inga | June 17, 2009, 9:06
  20. Inga – your ring is under a parliamentary shrub in the patliamentary garden lying next to your dignity and my repect for your chastity.

    Posted by ken Aldred | June 17, 2009, 9:10
  21. Are we all sure it’s a ring for her ear?

    Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2009, 10:27
  22. Mayhap it is in her Parliamentary fishtank? Whereupon it was imbibed by a Parliamentary trout. Wheretofore it was consumed by a Parliamentarian. It’s the circle of Parliamentary life.

    Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2009, 11:08
  23. Oh where oh where is my golden ring?

    Posted by Inga | June 17, 2009, 11:54
  24. I would like to thank the metal detector community for searching the carpark at Spring Street this morning. All are welcome to use my outhouse in my electorate office at any time. Paul, the electorate officer, councillor and dutiful son will escort you out there. Please bring your own paper.

    Posted by Inga Ringa | June 17, 2009, 12:57
  25. A parliamentary good day to you all. I am pleased to announce that I will now be including, as part of the stated reward for the return of my ring, a parliamentary trout from my parliamentary fish tank. The trout will be baked to parliamentary standards in the parliamentary oven whereupon it may be consumed with parliamentary zeal. I will of course also be netting a parliamentary trout for my slender self, and offer my parliamentary company to the lucky finder of my golden ring.

    Posted by Inga | June 17, 2009, 13:04
  26. If you find my ring you may have a peek up my skirt as a reward.

    Posted by Inga Binga | June 17, 2009, 13:59
  27. Bullying, sexism and intimidation – the Labor way.

    Posted by Vexnews Sponsors Sexism | June 17, 2009, 15:08
  28. Ive found it….Ive found it!! Oh sorry, its a clit ring, my mistake!

    Posted by Greenthumb | June 17, 2009, 15:51
  29. Christ it must be huge if it’s Inga’s.

    Posted by anon | June 17, 2009, 15:56
  30. My God, Inga lost her ring…….what are all the local footy teams to do now without the weekly visit to Inga’s place to play with her ring. Than again, apparently Inga is a good Christian girl….yeah right….so she can always use her other ring.

    Posted by Mike | June 17, 2009, 20:16
  31. Vexnews sponsors Bullying, sexism and intimidation – still .

    Posted by Vexnews Sponsors Sexism | June 17, 2009, 21:00
  32. I through hammers for a living. Ladies?

    Posted by Cr Paul | June 17, 2009, 22:58
  33. But Cr Paul you don’t do anything, probably even wiping your arse without asking Mummy first!!

    Posted by anon | June 17, 2009, 23:10
  34. Yes but I am perfecting my blue steel look to impress the ladies. Mum wants grandchildren…for dinner

    Posted by Cr Paul | June 17, 2009, 23:41
  35. Inga may try her very good factional friend Sophie Mirabella.

    Posted by Try Bella Binga | June 19, 2009, 0:54
  36. Which faction is Sophie In?

    Posted by Anon | June 19, 2009, 16:08
  37. This is the best global email I have seen since I, the former Member for Narre warren south, J.G. wanted to know when I was getting paid.

    Posted by Former Narre Warren South MLA | June 22, 2009, 22:24

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