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CRYING GAME: A Dean Mighell story so funny you’ll be left in tears
Victorian firebrand lefty and ETU boss Dean Mighell’s London hotel room bill in 2006 recorded that a call was made to the telephone number of a transgender prostitute whose alias is “Suzana” it was revealed today in a stunning story in the revitalised Herald Sun.
As you would, Mighell denies making the call himself and insists it was one of his bro’s who called the ho.
Union sources refused to speculate whether frequent flyer and some-time amateur stripper and far-left political candidate Les Twentyman was part of the entourage. Mighell’s union has previously financed some of Twentyman’s adventures including his botched bid for the state seat of Kororoit.
Twentyman’s patron has previously posed nude – wearing nothing but some cricket pads and a wry smile – in a calendar that was the subject of a court injunction. To see what Suzana missed out on, click here.
The she-male escort called from Mighell’s room chillingly explains in some of her promotional material that she is:
6ft, well endowed 8 1/2″, versatile & fully functional and I am horny all the time.
Suzana says she offers a wide variety of services including domination, a passion she clearly shares with the power-mad power industry official Dean Mighell who runs his militant union in what foes have charged is a highly domineering manner.
Further revelations by the highly versatile (clearly not as much as Suzana though) Herald Sun ace John Masanauskas includes allegations that Mighell spent up like the Shah of Persia while touring London with his mates.
His defenders will no doubt point to the very high cost of everything in London.
Critics – and there appear to be some operating within the union undermining his leadership – have complained to the Hun that the expensive trip achieved very little for the union members who paid for it. The trip was funded by a union off-shoot called Protect which assists “electrical workers who get sick or injured, or lose their jobs”. It has over $100 million in assets (from levies imposed on employers) with Mighell as its chairman.
ETU sources have provided the hyperlinks to the escort’s promotional website. It is really not a good idea for you to visit this site at work or any computer that could accessed by children or officials from pro-family trade unions.
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O H M Y G O D !!!!!!!!
Nice
Not the first time he’s gone there
Can someone please settle my account.
I welcome Mr Mighell and his friends. They are good people.
Why is this even news, Dean’s been loving strap-on for years.
Please move on nothing to see here.
gold!
So Deano, how was Suzana?
Why wasn’t I invited?
Not happy.
Wouldn’t have happened in my day…
Mighall likes it both ways.
He loves electricity for it is AC/DC.
He nic name is now ‘double adaptor’!!
Mighell will never live this down.
Did you get the pix from mighell’s private collection?
He has my full support.
It is a joke there is nothing on that trip that could not be done via a phone call or by email.
hahaha. This got mentioned during question time
This is old news, the Libs ran footage of him kissing a freaky looking trannie during last years federal election campaign…
I hope Deano gives me his number, this is right up my alley.
A truly shocking revelation: Dean Mighell an Electrical Union official should know that he should call before he digs.
How surprising Mr Mighell and myself have similar interests.
sad sad sad what shit people will do to non labor party owned union official stand up to them dean no retreat no surrender let me get this right bosses sending the world broke is less important than someone ringing a tranny this is fucked up shit go hard dean nothing to lose now
This yarn is obvously a hit on Mighell’s anti-Labor establishment attitudes. In the age of Saint Rudd this is how the ALP pays back – character assassination.
My advice to Dean…..go after them with all you’ve got.
Why didnt you just sign your name to the last two post Dean instead of making up fictitious names?
im not dean i know dean and i know most of the shitbags in the labor party sounds like your one of them NOman get a life maybe that way you wont be so interested in deans
Hahahaha nice one sparkman (as the above picture says “not Dean”)
I would love to not be interested in Dean’s life but as he thinks he’s a C grade celebrity and is always trying to get in the media it’s hard to avoid him. I don’t here you saying he didn’t spend the money and he didn’t ring the “Lady”, just that it’s the labor party’s fault he has been found out.
It’s everyone else’s fault.
money money money the root of all things evil i dont agree with worker funded trips to look at bullshit but this trip is no different to the thousand of worker funded trips for shitbag polies bosses. the worker allways pays but never gets to go no its deans fault but atleast dean delivers for his members more than you will ever do NOman now go and tell mummy all about dean im sure you live with her still ya big sissy
Glad to see you’re out of the closet, Rent Boy!
What actually goes on at those late night ‘power meetings’ that you hold (amongst other things that you hold)
Way to go Dean-ese!