Comments on: CLOWN HALL: Councillors repudiate Doyle’s mandate

By: Melbcity

Melbcity — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:00:23 +0000

Would it have made a difference if Singer had finished on top of NG? And if so, why doesn’t Singer challenge?

a nonymous person | December 7, 2008, 19:31 said

Answer No. We did a head to head count and in every case thanks to the Inverted donkey vote Doyle wins. The only person closest to beating Doyle was McMullin even then he was $3,000 votes short. Had mcMullin been top of the ballot paper then he would have most likely won.

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:03:34 +0000

It is not my week, I’ve just dropped my Blackberry into the urinal at the Windsor.

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:01:37 +0000

Luckily Bill (and his daughter) have accepted my apology.
I was tired and emotion after many meetings and adjusting to my justly reclaimed importance in community leadership.
The 3 bottles of merlot during these meetings did not help either.

By: McPerton

McPerton — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:37:11 +0000

It is best, my dear Fatty, when dropping the strides to show off Little Fatty, to do so only in the presence of the lovely lass that you are trying to woo.

To do so in the gaze of the public at Bill Ferg’s Lobster Cave, will no doubt generate much fuss.

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:28:09 +0000

Tried your wise counsel tonight Victor, the young lass screamed and two thugs evicted me from the Lobster Cave.

By: McPerton

McPerton — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:56:54 +0000

I understand your frustration, Fatty Doyle.

Maybe when you drop your strides, in Tony Montana style, you need to say, “Say hello to my Little Fatty”!

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:07:44 +0000

And is even before I lower my strides and introduce them to “Little Fatty”.

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:06:39 +0000

EPC goes hot and cold though.
I can’t understand why she is not totally engrossed in me, doesn’t she undrestand women throw lifeselves at me and they are enthralled with my vice regal status, nous, charm, charisma, sex appeal and contacts?

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:33:46 +0000

Such a pathetic clown is Doyle.

By: McPerton

McPerton — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:36:06 +0000

Relieved to hear that V RD 001 has not been used in some depraved act of objectphilia.

You should stick with that nice lass I introduced to, EPC, she is much better than Fifi.

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:23:58 +0000

Victor not even I would ‘mount’ a Merc CLK, then again I did ‘mount’ Fifi during a period of desperation.
In hindsight a tank of premium is a darn sight cheaper than a carton of Winfield Red and various casks of fuming wine.
As well there is good reason why that curry cook Bill Marchetti had a forty plank tied to his arse and trot off to India!!

By: McPerton

McPerton — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:34:24 +0000

So long as you were only mounting the flag on the bonnet, as opposed to mounting the bonnet!

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:02:12 +0000

Indeed it is Victor, my dear dear esteemed friend.
I have had a busy evening trying to mount a flag on the bonnet of
V RD 001, I think I may need to purchase a new vehicle to match my new regal status and importance.

By: McPerton

McPerton — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:23:29 +0000

Indeed it is, my dear Fatty.

Excellent news that Fifi is no longer a Councillor for the City of Melbourne.

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:54:39 +0000

It is my ‘fatty tool’ the lasses love.

By: Anon

Anon — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:21:24 +0000

Such a useless, excuse for a clown. More tragic than funny is Doyle.

By: a nonymous person

a nonymous person — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 08:31:37 +0000

Would it have made a difference if Singer had finished on top of NG? And if so, why doesn’t Singer challenge?

By: Jeff Jeffson

Jeff Jeffson — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:39:54 +0000

Here’s a scoop – Doyle announces transport plans: http://unaustraliantimes.com/news-archive/9-december-2008/5-doyle-announces-transport-plans

By: Reds Are Better In Bed

Reds Are Better In Bed — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:24:12 +0000

Just how did Fatty Doyle end up with such a splendid piece?

By: Zaparri

Zaparri — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:33:26 +0000

Aah, the Robson Rotation system. remember it well.
powerful stuff.
also good for weeding the garden.
btw, was that the Rt Hon Teh Lord Mayor i saw at Bistro Thierry on Malvern Rd Thursday night in company of a couple of buxom wenches, enjoying the whole roasted duck? job intvus starting early. this is a LM who’s already on the job.
bravo.

By: Melbcity

Melbcity — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:43:45 +0000

List of Candidates' votes who place Doyle number 2

**Query2**
Candidate	Doyle #2
Ng	1170
Toscano	64
Columb	397
Bandt	511
Crawford	53
Roberts	60
Singer	785
Fowles	396
McMullin	607
Morgan	593

Note the high Catherine NG no 2s comprise the direct donkey vote of 1036 votes. The rest includes the inverse donkey vote. It was not an overwlming victory. Had Victoria adopted the Robson Rotation system of printing ballot papers then the result may have been significantly different.

By: Melbcity

Melbcity — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:36:43 +0000

Percentage of each candidate that placed Doyle ahead

ID	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
Candidate	Doyle	Ng	Toscano	Columb	Bandt	Crawford	Roberts	Singer	Fowles	McMullin	Morgan
Primary	15135	6314	815	2712	8729	684	719	6056	5004	7267	4526
Ng			31.78%	77.03%	22.60%	35.38%	61.34%	31.82%	77.44%	50.72%	37.96%
Toscano		80.98%		82.12%	24.57%	35.53%	63.42%	85.49%	32.61%	56.54%	78.77%
Columb		74.83%	29.57%		20.72%	30.56%	59.25%	78.25%	75.06%	50.81%	30.18%
Bandt		75.36%	23.19%	36.87%		31.58%	59.67%	78.22%	23.68%	52.47%	34.73%
Crawford		80.35%	30.43%	79.46%	24.86%		38.39%	83.03%	28.56%	53.97%	76.89%
Roberts		79.06%	31.04%	80.24%	22.72%	33.77%		83.34%	27.72%	53.71%	75.23%
Singer		35.06%	29.57%	34.85%	19.82%	30.26%	33.80%		23.64%	46.88%	30.91%
Fowles		77.68%	31.66%	76.25%	18.62%	30.85%	34.35%	75.23%		22.44%	28.94%
McMullin		75.39%	66.01%	34.66%	24.99%	34.65%	37.69%	73.55%	20.70%		31.46%
Morgan		39.83%	34.48%	33.74%	23.39%	39.33%	63.42%	77.15%	23.34%	78.84%

By: Melbcity

Melbcity — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:26:58 +0000

What mandate?

Doyle fell over the line due to name recognition and the donkey vote. Analysis of the vote shows that Doyle was the beneficiary of 1036 Direct donkey votes and a further 2,000+ indicated “Indirect donkey votes” where voters vote for their chosen candidate and then fill in the rest of the ballot by preferencing down the ticket top to bottom. Had Doyle not held the top position on the ballot paper he would have lost the election to Peter McMullin.

By: Fatty Doyle

Fatty Doyle — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:11:05 +0000

Victor could you please cast your educated, esteemed eye over the PD for my PA?
I think the most important prerequisite is that she must wear Victoria’s Secrets lingerie.