Asides

Republic of Brunswick Robbers up in Arms

In Melbourne’s People’s Republic of Brunswick, armed robbers don’t get down and dirty with guns, they opt for the more surreal option of the pitch-fork to persuade shop-keepers to hand over their hard earned. On the Gold Coast, tomahawks are preferred. In Perth, shops are not open long enough to rob. In Tokyo, customers are occasionally robbed by stores.

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