Fat lot of good KPMG has done for the Liberal Party – inflicting a tosser like Sheezel as State Director.

Pesutto will win easily – and suggestions that David Davis is assisting Doug are rubbish.

If David Davis is guiding the KPMG guy through the process – he is sure to fall flat on his face. Just look what happened to me!!!!

Fatty Doyle, we need to have lunch today to discuss upcoming preselections.

This will be one of our last luncheons before I fly off to San Fran

Cmmr McPerton

Sniffing around has risks. Be careful my patriot brother

Certainly up for lunch my dear Victor. See you Florentino Grossi’s at 12.30.

I love sniffing used panties.

Sorry to hear that you will be leaving the Bar, McPerton.

Can’t say I got to know you all that well. Very few briefs came your way in the last six months.

I assure you that I had not lost your mobile number. My predecessor, Clerk Roberts, told me that you were always fearful that he had lost your number. Please accept my assurance that this was not the case.

Best of luck in San Francisco, Cmmr McPerton.

What will I do without my dear dear freiend Victor’s wise daily counsel and our precious weekly luncheon?
I fear I will slip back into numerous visits to Westminsters Secrets.
EPC sadly is not keeping ‘Little Fatty’ at bay:(

Bartley has pulled out of Kooyonmg (if he was ever really interested).

He just realised that being an Opposition MP would mean a 80% pay cut.

Dear Fatty, I will miss our Friday luncheons immensely. I will also miss being able to catch a lift home in the Black CLK, V RD 001.

How are the relaxation sessions with Lindy going?

Victor Lindy is continuing to work her magic on my injured throbbing organ.

Did’nt realise Lindy was a psychiatrist fatty.

And I trust that the good ratepayers of Melbourne are not funding this?

And the angel sounded the trumpet, and named the whore of Babylon as the false progressive liberal. Come out of her my children… Kooyong will burn in the pit of eternal fire and torment.