Our favourite publication in the world, the Sun reports on a thirteen year old English lad Alfie Patten who has fathered a daughter.
Alfie looks no older than eight, is just on four foot tall and his voice hasn’t yet broken.
Strong sperm in the family it seems. The lad’s Dad is himself a father of nine.
Alfie reckons he’ll be a good parent, despite having no income. He told the Sun:
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
That should cover it.
The young lad will be just like me when he grows up, always trying to get ‘on the job’.
Does he require a Mentor?
Does the young lady involved require transportation home?