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SCARY: Baby daddy is aged 13

Our favourite publication in the world, the Sun reports on a thirteen year old English lad Alfie Patten who has fathered a daughter.

Alfie looks no older than eight, is just on four foot tall and his voice hasn’t yet broken.

Strong sperm in the family it seems. The lad’s Dad is himself a father of nine.

Alfie reckons he’ll be a good parent, despite having no income. He told the Sun:

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

That should cover it.

Discussion

2 comments for “SCARY: Baby daddy is aged 13”

  1. The young lad will be just like me when he grows up, always trying to get ‘on the job’.
    Does he require a Mentor?

    Posted by Fatty Doyle | February 16, 2009, 13:59
  2. Does the young lady involved require transportation home?

    Posted by RDR | February 16, 2009, 20:55

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