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THE HONG AND I: Petra Nemcova rolls with state MP Hong Lim, shunning the bright city lights to take time to heal

petranemcova Supermodel tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova made a week-long private visit to Melbourne last week and rather than get bored on the cocktail circuit with fashionista air-kissing air-heads, she proved her exceptionally good taste by spending the whole trip in Melbourne’s unglamorous suburb of Clayton.

During her visit, the beauty was entertained by Labor state member of Parliament for Clayton Hong Lim and his staffer Conrad French who were – rumour has it – dazzled by her quiet charm. They enjoyed lunch together and posed for a few happy snaps. VEXNEWS is currently negotiating the release of these photographs but will resort to Photoshop if we have to do so.

petranemcova1 French told friends she was “wonderful” but refused to elaborate further when asked by VEXNEWS for details, proving that he is indeed a gentleman in high standing.

The Czech born famous supermodel was seriously injured in the 2004 tsunami that also tragically took the life of her lover photographer Simon Atlee.

Nemcova was understood to be spending a week of “down-time” at a Vietnamese healing centre that was hosting a week-long training programme in how to maintain better health through “Universal Energy”.

Sources familiar with the training say that the teachings of the resident Master Lyong Minh Dang have been particularly helpful in assisting her recover from the aftermath of the tsunami that left her waiting up a tree for eight hours before being rescued.

web_knight_comm Since then she has pursued treatment including alternative medicine with the colourfully named “Academy of Human Universal Energy and Spirituality” also trading as “Mankind-Enlightenment-Love” making them natural allies of the well regarded MP and his beautiful friends.

The Academy’s website explains there is no religious element involved to the teaching that is understood to have enjoyed rapid growth in recent years.

Discussion

9 comments for “THE HONG AND I: Petra Nemcova rolls with state MP Hong Lim, shunning the bright city lights to take time to heal”

  1. This is further evidence of Conrad French’s superb political skills and a reminder that this brilliant young man has a big future ahead of him.

    Posted by Top Shelf Tony | August 19, 2008, 8:39
  2. He’s certainly traded up on past conquests…

    Posted by Free French | August 19, 2008, 10:32
  3. He has done the faction and the nation proud.

    Posted by proud to be right | August 19, 2008, 10:33
  4. Avert your eyes Georgie

    Posted by x | August 19, 2008, 10:35
  5. Proof, if ever it was required, that I am not just prone to cunning stunts, but that I am also a cunning linguist.

    Alex will back me up on this.

    Posted by Free Con Radical | August 19, 2008, 12:27
  6. I’m loving hottness.

    Posted by The Conrad Hilton | August 19, 2008, 12:33
  7. She can stack my branches any time.

    Posted by Matt Viney | August 19, 2008, 12:35
  8. Pronunciation

    * IPA: /ˈfrɛn(t)ʃɪˌfaɪd/

    Verb

    frenchified

    1. Simple past tense and past participle of frenchify.

    Adjective

    frenchified (comparative more frenchified, superlative most frenchified)

    Positive
    frenchified

    Comparative
    more frenchified

    Superlative
    most frenchified

    1. (vulgar, slang) To have contracted a venereal disease.
    2. To have become more like the French.

    Posted by Cunning linguist | August 20, 2008, 16:51
  9. that is so disscusting you took a pic when you had know cloths on do you want an 8 year old going to be 9 to see this that UH.

    Posted by josie | November 3, 2008, 14:44

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