Despite the false post on March 27 @ 11:02, I am not a fan of Cheesy Mr Cheesball…

However, preferences from progressives will flow when the Conservatives select a right wing tub-thumper – as they always do these days.

It seems Mr Cheeseman will win unless a true third force progressive liberal captures the imagination of at least 30% of the corangamite electorate.

The 300 year old man and the 150 year old woman, still powerful players in the Corangamite FEC, have thrown their support behind Nockles, even that Nockles tried to unseat Stew.

Simon Price is a guy, who save for his family farm, has never worked outside the Liberal Party sheltered workshop for a real employer. His association with the NFF ended uphappily as he wanted an end to all forms of protection or buffers for farmers.

Darren is a honey.

Will Nockles be defeated by Price?

It matters not who the Conservatives select in Kooyong.

There will be a delicious day of reckoning with the small ‘l’ liberals who for too long have remained silent, in the face of right wing bastardry and violence.

If only they understood how fragile their tottering party is at the minute!

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I have very pleasing news – I am coming back to Melbourne! But only very briefly.

I am currently en route to our wonderful home city on a desperate mercy mission to protect those poor, downtrodden souls back in Australia who are having their human rights violated right at this very moment. I refer, of course, to those poor motorbike riders who are being subjected to a brutal police crackdown in all states except Victoria.

You may have read in the Herald Sun this week, as I did in the online version, that the Victoria Police are doing the enlightened thing and not joining in this outrageous violation of human rights because our magnificent Victorian Charter of Rights protects the motorbike riders’ right to freely associate and belong to a group. I intend to argue before the Supreme Court that the Charter of Rights should be given extra-territorial application so as to protect human rights outside Victoria as well.

I will be offering my services pro bono (for a suitable fee, of course). What a grand day it will be in the Supreme Court when I strike a blow for human rights nationwide and free these poor motorbike riders from the yoke of state oppression.

I can see it now – McPerton SC (pro bono) for the Applicants, with Professor George Williams as my junior, and The Honourable Rob Hulls (or His Excellency Rob Hulls as I have been calling him since my appointment to San Fran) as my instructing solicitor.

I will be jetting in tomorrow at 3:00am. Would you mind picking me up from the airport in the black CLK? I know the time is a tad inconvenient but it was the only direct flight to Melbourne that was available. I decided not to fly via Sydney just in case I ran into some of my clients exercising their human right to practice their culture in the airport terminal whilst I was there.

Did I also mention that I am a Director at Deutsche Bank?