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SOUFFLE RISES TWICE: Bad Zoe Edwards cannot let go of student politics

Socialist Lefty “Bad” Zoe Edwards, the disgraced former Monash Student Association president, has fled that campus after more corruption scandals than Imelda Marcos and has emerged on the governing body of the notoriously corrupt University of Melbourne Student Union under the control of Socialist Left forces.

Sources familiar with the matter say that despite pledging to her parents that she’d no longer be involved in the murky and time-consuming world of student politics after she left Monash to attend a highly expensive course at the Melbourne Uni Law School, she has been unable to resist the temptation. We understand the course will cost her effluent parents as much as $100,000 especially if she fails a few units, as is widely expected in the Law School.

While the private school girl has always cashed in prodigiously from corrupting student unions with secret and unauthorised payouts used to buy silence from sacked managers, a series of overseas junkets, big salaries, sweetheart deals for mates and a close Zoe relative and missing office equipment, her parents might be concerned that they are not getting the same value for money.

HUMILIATED OUT OF THE CLAYTON CONCRETE JUNGLE
Zoe planned on becoming NUS President until the full dimensions of her corrupt practices became known, this culminated in the final humiliation when patriot Ben Maxfield handily defeated her in a ballot for University Council. It was the first time in living memory that a non-SL candidate was elected to that post. At that point, insiders say, Bad Zoe decided she could stand Clayton no more.

VEXNEWS investigators operating behind enemy lines at the notoriously corrupt Melbourne Uni student union say that Bad Zoe has been recently appointed by the Stand Up (Socialist Left) ticket registrar Dom Ottobre as a member of the student council, the governing body of the union.

This has attracted the sniggers of unimpressed Melbourne Uni hacks who recognise a fellow political addict when they see one. One told VEXNEWS that:

The “I’m over student politics and just want to do my JD” line lasted a grand total of 4 weeks into Semester One- watch out Melbourne!

IS ZOE ADDICTED TO STUDENT POLITICS OR DOES SHE JUST LIKE LOOTING?
Another concerned operative explained:
“Ben Cousins has had a lot more luck beating his addictions after moving to Melbourne. We think an intervention is required. Is she missing the income stream that came from all those casual “jobs” at Monash? If the corrupt Stephen Luntz election rigging outfit “Above Quota” elections can keep their contract, Bad Zoe is probably trying to cut a sweet deal for herself. She has shopping to do.”

Zoe’s arrival and quick slotting onto the Student Council has put pudgy noses out of joint. The instability makes tensions with the Socialist dominated ALP Club even worse after after a horrific split in their outfit that saw the Secretary and Welfare Officer of the union and two bright, active younger members resign from “caucus” in disgust.

Onagh Bishop, the svengali of this fractious ALP Club, works for Finance Minister Lindsay Tanner in a junior capacity and is probably yet to realise the full extent of the patriotically right-wing Essendon supporter’s closet conservatism.

Also disturbing to Labor supporters at the campus is that there is believed to already be an election deal between the ALP Club and the anti-semitic terror supporters in Socialist Alternative, who have been using union resources to wage a propaganda war against the democratic State of Israel under the guise of a “collective” called Students for Gaza.

The appointment of Bad Zoe is seen as a further move by the Melb Uni Leftists away from the Carr sub-faction of the Left towards the Griffin Left who see Edwards and her some-time lover Matt Hilakari as their own.

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