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BABES OF LIBERAL: Tim’s Angels show a new dawn is about to break for Australian conservative politics
Prominent NSW Liberal student activist, the charismatic and powerful Tim Andrews, now learning the tricks of the political trade in Washington DC, has found hope in this unpleasant era of Big Government in the sparkling eyes of some of his female colleagues in conservative politics.
After enjoying himself immensely – perhaps even intensely – at the B Bar in Kingston in the nation’s capital last week, the once feared Liberal numbers-man and ideological warrior is now back in DC and firing on all cylinders.
On his popular blog “Inside The Mind of Tim“, he has argued the right in Australian politics will rise phoenix-like from the ashes because of the magnetism of young Liberal women.
He quotes no less a source than PJ O’Rourke in support of his carefully considered argument which we repeat here for your amusement/endorsement:
by Tim Andrews
It is only natural for those of us on the conservative/libertarian side of the political fence to feel a bit glum at the moment. Big government everywhere seems on the rise. Here in Australia the fiscal vandalism of the Rudd Government is unparalleled in our history. Things seem bleak indeed.
However – there is reason for hope! For optimism! Definite proof that here in Australia we shall triumph!
How do I know this? Easy – the Babe Theory Of Politics. To put it simply – we have all the hot girls.
The Babe Theory of Politics was first articulated by PJ O’Rourke in Parliament of Whores:
“Best of all, there were hardly any beautiful women at the [Housing Now!] rally. I saw a journalist friend of mine in the Mall, and he and I pursued this line of inquiry as assiduously as our happy private lives allow. Practically every female at the march was a bowser. “We’re not being sexist here,” my friend insisted. “It’s not that looks matter per se. It’s just that beautiful women are always on the cutting edge of social trends. Remember how many beautiful women were in the anti-war movement twenty years ago? In the yoga classes fifteen years ago? At the discos ten years ago? On Wall Street five years ago? Where the beautiful women are is where the country is headed,” said my friend. “And this,” he looked around him, “isn’t it.”
Essentially, what this theory states is that“Where and when there are hot babes, an exponential number of men will show up. If 100 cute girls with voluptuous bodies are protesting for freedom, you can count on a thousand men being there as well. If sexy babes are involved in a peaceful political movement, it has a far greater chance of succeeding. If there are no good-looking women involved, the odds of a successful (and peaceful) movement fall dramatically.”
Well – judge for yourself – I present to you, the conservative and libertarian girls of Australia!
Liberal membership inquiries should first be directed to Tim Andrews for ideological assessment. He can be contacted on timintheus@gmail.com
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Well done, Tim. Frame this.
“My first VEXNEWS article.”
I am willing to give all you lovely young liberal ladies a lift home to your abode. Has anyone got a 40 seat bus for sale?
Little Fatty, down boy, I said DOWN BOY.
Otherwise you will not be cuming to see Candy the Relaxation Therapist
well he is right!
For someone who so reviles sexual predators, you’re coming awfully close to one yourself.
That’s a bit silly and unfair on young Tim. He in fact obtained the permission of all concerned prior to publication. ‘Goose’ should stop taking her/himself so seriously, please.
Well if politics doesn’t work out for you – there’s always the job as Editor of the Daily Telegraph Tim. Your selection of cheescake shots were first rate and would make you an absolute shoe-in if you went for the job!!!
Plus with the sophomore Rudd jibes you’d be like part of the furniture at the Tele’ [sorry Penbo]
PS But your premise IS exactly spot on and saw me thus employed with a certain aid-agency for a good three years [and I NEVER wish to see another sandal or cable knit jumper in my life !! ]
There are no Liberal Ladies of that ilk in the Legislative Council.
Wow! Well done Andy, some scrumptious hotts there. Imagine the fundraising opportunities if these beautiful young women would agree to appear in a calendar?
***for someone who so reviles sexual predators, you’re coming awfully close to one yourself***
He! Your screen name selection ideal, Goose.
Even if you did a calander, will the funds raised goto Turnbull for PM or Costello for PM? That is the key question.
My bet is Turnbull will be back on the backbench by the next election anyway, so I’d hold off on a calender until then.
Obtained their permission.
So he’s pimping them?
Well done Tim! What a way to value the fairer gender!
When do we see young labors alternative, bring on the fat ugly chicks with hairy armpits they are right up my alley
Thanks enjoyed that link. I’ve downloaded the photo of Jessica to use as my desktop –when my wife isn’t looking
Seeing as the hotness of female political party officials has been brought up I noticed when watching telivision parliament coverage that the female ministers assembled behind krudd in the lower house vision are more pleasing on the eye than those assembled behind what his/her name in the upper house vision. This begs a question.
Did the ALP select candidates for safe lower house seats based on their looks?
is the best way to recruit. Or they’re not, perhaps.
I prefer looking at the Big Swinging Dicks faction.
Let me comment on the “quality” of the quite liberal (in appearance) girls
Lauren McKenzie – Looks like she’s 12 – Didnt know you were into kiddy porn Tim…
Abigail Shead – Is this a photo from the Daily Telegraphs “Inside Brothels” piece from today. She looks like a slapper of great proportions. She looks like she’s had more d*cks than bdays.
Eleni Petinos – Where did you recruit her from? The Brazilian Showgirls float from the 2009 Sydney Mardi Gras?
Laney McLaren – Since when did a Ranga make the top 10 in anything? Again, another case of cradle snatching…she looks like she’s just graduated from primary school.
Sonia Lipski – I think this photo speaks for itself. “I can’t make it in modelling so I’ll go into Ms Australia – lose and now my life has come to dancing on poles”
Elisabeth Davies – Black and White photo – always means they are compensating for something. Nice smile, but the fringe? WTF. Volunteer for the Cancer Council and get rid of it please.
Sasha Uher – Wow, Give me the pearls and the lion any night of the week over her. Her snarl is worse than any lion I’ve seen.
Gemma Brooks – Another slapper to add to your collection tim. In fact Im amazed the half decently dressed ones here agreed to have their photos beside such trash.
Jaimi Primrose – In the okay basket. But with this list Im definitely heading to the “5 items or less” counter to be served.
Jessica Adelan – She seems to be enjoying this lap dance. Does she work with Abigail?
Catriona Rafael – Hahahaha Hot list. She looks like death warmed up! Dracula’s wife.
Lucy Haywood – At least someone on this list has some class. That makes 2 I approve of.
Sabine Wolff – Some decency please. Think of the whales…they didnt mean to beach themselves. You’ve actually made the decision to wear something that makes you look like Amanda Vanstone.
Michelle Crips & Sophie Holman – Geez, the one on the right looks down-syndrome, and she wouldnt even make Ralph’s disabled top 200. The one on the left looks like Elaine from Sienfield, so she can stay.
Lauren Jennifer Callahan – “Social Officer” for what? The Gothic Club? Seriously, clean yourself up and wear something to cover the cuts on your wrist.
Jasmine Curcio – No perspective in the shot, so hard to rank. Lucky.
Whittney Jago – Dress sense okay. But great choice of photo, conveniently cover your face. You can’t hide forever. But for now, you survive.
I seriously hope version two provides for what I thought the Libs may have to offer…elegant, smart, sophisticated….who was I kidding…
http://www.libhotties.com/
This must have inspired Tim…
NEWS FLASH I can’t help but notice that Miss Davis’ image has been removed from this archive of eye candy. Was the removal based on aesthetic considerations, or something altogether different? I guess working for the Federal Opposition Leader means one’s Internet presence must be a little more discreet. Oh the lack of freeeeeedom!!!
The problem with Eleni Petinos is that despite being attractive she has the cognitive ability of a wet carrot, and the few minutes that I wasted talking to her once during a UNSW O-Week will never be replaced.
I am certainly the most attractive member of the fairer sex in the Liberal Party. My naughty little g-strings make grown men cry.
is that Inga or really Chrissy?
Also Donald, that stuff is gold, I hope you forward it around.
Hello Honeys…
All of you Liberals are so pointless – seriously.
Prepare for Kooyong.
Looks like Mal has cracked a stiffy behind his suit pants.
Be patient boys I am about to upload a picture of my privates clad in a chantilly lace g-string.
Disgraceful, Andrew.
Alan,
Eleni is far from unintelligent. As a 5th year Law student at UNSW i believe she is the opposite?
Some of these ladies may need to consult me in relation to the defence of their human rights. I hope that Young Timothy has not exploited them.
There are some good lookers amongst that lot.
What a tosser.
knowing Eleni myself many a hack have been burnt by underestimating the girl.
Eleni is good at [deleted]
Young Liberal’s racy recruitment bid ‘disappointing’
Posted 1 hour 39 minutes ago
Updated 41 minutes ago
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Image of a young woman from Young Liberal Tim Andrews’ blog. It was used in an effort to get more men to join the party. May 21 2009 (website)
The former Federal Sex Discrimination Commissioner Pru Goward says she is disappointed that photos of scantily clad Young Liberal women have been posted on a website in a bid to encourage more men to join the organisation.
A former head of Liberal Students’ Federation Tim Andrews has posted the photos on his blog.
The site shows pictures of several women who belong to Liberal Clubs at universities across the country.
Some are wearing bikinis, one is in suspenders and another is lying on a bed.
On the site Tim Andrews outlines the ‘Babe Theory of Politics’, which he says essentially means where there are hot babes, an exponential number of men will show up.
Ms Goward, now a New South Wales MP, says it is the wrong way to go about recruiting people to the Liberal Party.
“I’m disappointed that he’s misjudged the importance of a political party like ours that for so long has defended the dignity of men and women,” she said.
“We do need to recruit young people…and I commend Tim for having a go, but I think that we have to remember that people join political parties because of the facts, not the figures.”
The site has now been password protected.
Well done on ensuring, Tim, that you can now never be taken as a serious possability for *any* public Liberal position in the future.
I for one, congratulate you on the immense bravery oit must have taken in placing this on the internet (which as we know will now be here for ever in some form) to haunt you in all your future public endeavours… it *is* a bold move.
I know you *think* its witty – but 15 years from now – if you happen to be up for preselection – this will be waiting for you with open arms. how will you defend it then – or do you think you wont need to?
well done – nothing like a bit of humour in politics. And using PJ O’Rourke is good work.
some people take themselves way too seriously.
“well done – nothing like a bit of humour in politics. And using PJ O’Rourke is good work.
some people take themselves way too seriously.”
Posted by maligned | May 21, 2009, 16:01
They sure do!!!:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/21/2577054.htm?section=justin
Hang on, hang on. There are two very ugly girls here. Ms Sabine Wolff and Ms Lauren McKenzie. Both pictured reading that 1958 piece of crap literature ‘Atlas Shrugged’ by the despicable (thankfully deceased since 1982)Ayn-pronounced Eye-n Rand. The book of greed, would have been a better title. What morons to be reading this unadultarated shite in the 21st century.Horrible young women.
See what happens Tim – its the comments that you spark that will burn you as well.
There’s no delete button on the internet…
Too right Julian. Do you know this ‘tosser’ Tim? Atlas Shrugged has 1,200 pages, is that the same number of pages as the now kaput WorkChoices legislation? The irony of Ayn Rand followers, is that they were known as the’collective’ a favourite Trade Union term. Is this group of gal’s Tim’s collective? Or do they jusy get him to buy drinks?
Good observation Arfur’ I know the NeoCons love Bland Rand – but really – it so American – what are they trying to say by showing they’re such avid fans?
That they – like all conservatives – dont really have anything to turn to apart from a bi-polar 50 year old book whose evil characters are “parasites” and “moochers”? Way to charge forward!
Or are they all simply craving a place in a snug and warm NRA funded NeoCon office in DC and are play acting at it already?
Tim’s right in that something has to be done to get more people into the Liberal party to change it from a very shallow pool with very little talent. It’s got to such a bad state that it’s led by a man with no political experience other than being the former minister for light bulbs. At the young end it has folks like Tim with the bizzare rich redneck mentality that the USA would associate more closely with Southern “White Trash” than anyone that has even been near a University.
***Ms Goward, now a New South Wales MP, says it is the wrong way to go about recruiting people***
Oh, great. Just what the Libs need, another Marise Payne.
***let me comment on the “quality” of the quite liberal (in appearance) girls***
Go right ahead, Don. It’s fascinating to watch your envy issues on display.
****the problem with Eleni Petinos is that despite being attractive she has the cognitive ability of a wet carrot, and the few minutes that I wasted talking to her once during a UNSW O-Week will never be replaced****
Uh huh.
You were rejected for good reason, Alan. Deal with that so we can all move on, okay?
I should have joined the Young Libs…
Julian, fortunately i do not hang out with NeoCons, so i am unable to help you with your queries.Perhaps they are just looking for a spot in an American hate tank in Washinton DC. Who would want to hang out with the Oz NeoCons, Bolt, Janet and Pearson. Ugg! Is Tim rich? I hope so. Otherwise the f@#kwit will really struggle in life.What a silly post to put up, and its mostly plagiarised in any event.
“What a silly post to put up”
…I think he’s regretting it now. Feeling a bit hot and flustered I’d wager… regardless of the bluster and bravado he’ll try to bring.
I’d feel sorry for him but… meh… I suppose its conservative, individualistic based philosophy at its best/worst. If you fail – the reason can only be you didn’t try hard enough… so get out of the way and don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out.
Reminds me of the Labor guy who hacked the Liberal’s web site back in ‘98 from Beazleys office… thanks for the help but we can do without your help…
We’re all talking about it so success is assured haha
“***Ms Goward, now a New South Wales MP, says it is the wrong way to go about recruiting people***
Oh, great. Just what the Libs need, another Marise Payne.
Posted by Byron in Wahroonga | May 21, 2009, 17:43 ”
Keep telling yourself that Byron as you masturbate alone whilst crying silent tears into your bedsheets.
You are the reason why people look down on those involved in politics. Your unforgiving selfishness and wholesale disregard for others will be your downfall.
Ms Goward, now a New South Wales MP
how did j howard “recruit” Goward
she did the lewinsky of course
Bet Tim’s not getting action from his angels, he is an ugly red nob with a big red nose!
Remember to vote for me for Female Metro VP!
See you all at State Council this weekend.
http://workchoiceprincess.wordpress.com/
Since I have had my successful penile lengthening surgery to correct my infantile penis syndrome, I could now show these girls a good time.
Abigail, Abigail, Abigail… I’m moving to Sydney!
Doesn’t Tim have any male friends?
Will VEXNEWS be complaining to the good folks at News about this rampant image theft?
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25520685-5007133,00.html
They are really not attractive at all!!!!
Has this guy never seen a girl before in his life?
You should check out the girl who works for a Labor MP in Vic, see her at parliament when they sit.. HELLOOO!!!
With the quality of this article and the subsequent calibre of the conversation, we in the Labor party can look forward to many more years in Federal Government, especially with such a stellar example of the best the Liberals can offer- Tim Andrews. We shall watch the (albeit short) duration of your political career with great interest……..As for Kingston, such a location with its many carnal delights seems to suit Tim nicely……..the word indictment springs to mind…..I can’t think why…….Well done Tim! Keep it real for the Liberals……..
“Liberal membership inquiries should first be directed to Tim Andrews for ideological assessment. He can be contacted on timintheus@gmail.com ”
This shows that Tim is only doing this so he can get people in the party who really couldnt give a stuff about politics and are only there so Tim can use them as branch stacking material. That is all he is interested in, he will say anything to get people in so he can tell them what to do. People like Tim give conservatives a bad name.
Now we won’t be complaining about image theft, we’d just like them to ease up on the well-intentioned Tim, whose only mistake was not include a couple of blokes in the mix.
And we should add that last line was not from Tim but from us, our attempt at humour.
Something seemingly in short supply in some circles.
“our attempt at humour.
Something seemingly in short supply in some circles.”
Its not my fault: check.
Political correctness run rampant: check.
It was only a joke:check.
Ability to recognise a mistake:…ummm…. we’ll see? But doubtful
He didn’t make a mistake other than not including a few lads.
“He didn’t make a mistake other than not including a few lads.”
Do you *really* believe that?
You state with the full authority of this website and as owner of such that there is no mistake, no possible lack of understanding as to how it would be percieved?
That, even now, it has done Tim no damage?
Are you there Andrew? Are you willing to pin your colours to this mast?
Do you support Tim’s point of view, was he 100% correct in posting it?
The basis for this theory is the same as that which guarantees the survival of our species. Although it is acceptable to think this it is not acceptable and politically incorrect (literally) to voice this out loud. Ideologically I’m all for it, but I have no intention of becoming a public figure.
“Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.”
Karl Marx
The ultimate irony of this is in the following quote: “Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.”
Karl Marx
Hmm – looks like Andrew’s wised up to putting his name forward as a Big supporter of Tim’s recruitment drive eh?
Weren’t these the same girls Tim was slagging just last year (6 according to him) for being conservative, uninteresting sheep?
Probably not the best quote i could have put together, but see below.
Liberals are, by their very nature, generally ‘conservative…’ I am drawn to people of the political left because, I would argue, many of them do hold true passion and conviction, and are willing to fight for their beliefs, and not swallow what they are told.
Yeh Julian, we have no problem whatsoever with what he did save for the fact that there should have been some blokes in the collection.
I believe there are quite a few posers who would have been honoured to serve in this capacity, in the interests of the Party.
This has been a splendid story in so many ways, so breathtakingly silly and petty that it seems like a perfect way to conclude the week, with the Prime Minister of Australia – no less – asked about it.
Have a good weekend patriots,
Tim: “Ideologically I’m all for it, but I have no intention of becoming a public figure.”
Sorry Tim, but you became a public figure long ago by sending out material stating that any young Lib at a VSU event that spoke to the press would be expelled from the party – and all the other bits you wrote that the press took interest in.
By stirring up Pru Goward etc now you’ve become a public figure again whether you like it or not.
Gemma is an idiot! Good job waiting till the last available week to do your minimal chalking, at Macquarie for her massive failure in the Senate elections. If all Libs were as dumb and useless as the Young Liberals we would never have to endure another outdated government.
Sorry db. Different Tim. I’m just an apolitical observer. I found this site because Tim Andrews IS ‘public figure’ enough that the online news media takes an interest in what he says and does. Frankly I don’t think someone who subscribes to his (Tim Andrews’) views should be calling the shots either now or in the future. I would have thought that the Alexander experience had taught you all that much.
Hilarious, while I fully support freedom of speech surely Tim would/should have realised that freedom of speech, the truth and politics are not common bedfellows!
“One of these things is not like the others…”
Which ones do you think have a shaven haven?
I have access to Eleni’s transcript. E-mail me and I will post it up. Finally, Eleni is not conservative. She slept with two guys in one night at Law Camp in 2006.
daria2@mt2009.com
she also slept with various far left NUS creeps and resultantly voted with them instead of the Liberals. Anonymous @ 20:03 is right.