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BOOK BURNING: George Seitz engages ghost-writer to haunt the government he’s leaving behind
Hopes among the Treasury Place brigade that George Seitz’s threat of a tell-all book was not a serious one have been dashed as it has become clear that the Keilor MP has engaged a ghost-writer in the form of controversial, colourful Brothel owners spokesdude Bill Albon.
Labor insiders told VEXNEWS that Seitz engaged Albon to help him complete the project earlier this year and that it is one schedule for publication prior to the next state election.
Albon is a member of the Socialist Left faction and is active within the lively Higgins FEA where compared with Diane Anderson’s old crew, he was – and we stress it’s all relative – a relatively sane figure.
The former male model and giant of a man impresses all in the blue ribbon Liberal area by attempting to keep the flame of Labor burning in the least likely burbs.
A man of many talents, we hear Big Bill can also put a word or three together. What has nervous nellies in the government worried though is Bill’s vast reservoir of knowledge and smut and gossip on people from over the years.
And while we’ve heard many a tall tale about Albon, one disgorged from the Herald Sun archives today did remind me of an old story we’d heard about former staffer turned brothel spokesman. The dry facts presented in Melbourne’s best newspaper:
Edition 2WED 11 FEB 1998, Page 016
LABOR AIDE ON FRAUD COUNTS
A FORMER Labor Party staffer has been summoned to appear on fraud charges as the travel rorts net widens.
Bill Albon, a former adviser to shadow parliamentary secretary Andrew Theophanous, faces 23 counts of defrauding the Commonwealth.
The alleged offences took place while he was working for Dr Theophanous and are understood to relate to the claiming of travel allowance and use of a Commonwealth vehicle.
Mr Albon was unavailable for comment yesterday.
All very unfortunate and certainly not something that should be endlessly repeated here. What VEXNEWS understands to have occurred is that Albon pretended to be his then boss the diminutive Dr Andrew Theophanous, who basically could not have looked any less like the tall lumbering man mountain.
For a considerable period of time, Albon is said to have presented to airlines and ComCar as Dr A, in a Catch us if you can style scam, flying up the front of the plane in what we presume he assumed was the perfect crime.
Well it was until he got caught.
Anyway, life moves on and it was all a long time ago. Albon’s role in patriot Seitz’s book is certainly an intriguing one, which is planned to be published complete with many excellent photographs from George’s vast vault of incriminating pics.
The book – when it comes – could go off like one of the crew in Bill Albon’s venues of leisure for which he so gamely speaks.
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love it
go georgie
Could they ‘bundle’ some sex services with the book, I’d pay a bit x tra for that. After the dry humpin from behind the west has got off Labor crooks like Seitz and your old man then I reckon some Greek would be in order.
Labor is dirty, that book will cost Brumby everything…
Give us this day our daily Ted
The party’s over Labor crooks and pimps
Bye, bye Telmo!
What a vile useless old man Seitz is.
Let’s hope retirement brings him poor health and misery. You don’t shat on the hand that has fed you and George has always been an imposter, placed on a level far beyond his worth, intelligence and capabilities.
If it was not for the ALP he would have cleaned lavatories for a living.
Georgie was and still is a parasite that thrived in his own corruption. Good riddance to the dog and as far as his book is concerned…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
This is the very essence of labor, shame Brumby, shame
will george talk about the bingo scam?
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Brumby is now is using municipal inspector to launch factional attacks on SDA & NUW strongholds. Brimbank. Dandenong ( aka Adem S) being next. What’s next?
He is a cancer in parliament…
Seitz took millions from the ALP over his 25 year plus “career” in Parliament and now he’s going to shit on the organisation that gave him so much. Shows how he will be remembered when he’s dead and gone as a true smoking turd never to be missed.
Lets face it. If it was not for the Left to stupidly put this man in parliament the best job he would have ended up with would be a factory hand at Ford. Apologies to the many wonderful and intelligent men and women who work at Ford as you are all far better human beings then this man.
He is a idiot he should go very soonor kick out of parliament.
A Dog and Rober.
George Seitz is one of Victoria’s best MPs. I always found him extremely helpful whenever I needed assistance. Not so most of the Socialist Leftistas I’ve encountered over the years.
The sacking of Brimbank Council is a disgrace. We have lost one of Victoria’s best councillors, Heidi Seitz. Shame on you Mr Wynne. Shame Wynne Shame.
I hear the George Seitz Fan Club meeets once a week in a telephone booth. Hope George uses some deodorant now as his garlic breath could kill a small village!!
Oral hygiene is another of George’s failings, I don’t think he has ever owned a toothbrush and thinks floss is the hair between his legs.