Do any of the cows need a “milking” or possibly a lift home?

Boys, give me a call on 0055 I GIVE MILK and I will hook you up

Is this why the NUW refused to defend their workers? they had no lawyers

Former National Union of Workers NSW assistant secretary and lawyer Andrew Josephs has upset his former bruvvas by representing bosses in unfair dismissal claims against union members at Lindsay Transport. Although the NSW Union is standing by its man, a deal has been put forward to the National Office that NSW will cut Josephs’ retainer as soon as LUCRF (the NUW’s super fund) kicks Pacific Brands Employee Relations Manager Ted Eftimiadis off the board.

Whats wrong with a good old bit of porn?If it`s allright for Wayne,Tony and Nimrod at the hellfire club,then it`s allright for the milk boy`s.

I’d like to blow a Bull or a stallion. Gosh I love cock in my mouth. I’d make porn if I could wear a mask.

i’ve milked many a good man

Lets be honest about the Hellfire Club. Belan has his own table while Ptolomey’s girls are not allowed in.

This guy Forno must be about as sharp as a doughnut.Taking a case about beastiality,cannibalism and pornography to court (and into the spotlight)is dumb.Has the thought crossed his mind that some of these members don`t want their wives and family to find out?

Dianne – the allegations here are false. There was no bestiality or canabilism – just pictures of Miranda Kerr. If they get away with it at Macquarie – why not here?

Bestiality is OK.I`ve picked up worse at the blue cattle dog.

My lips need a good workout

Did Sheldon support this case?

I am going to dress up as a Cow and go to a dairy farm, I so hope a Bull ‘mounts’ me.

I say, thisis outrageous! That stuff was tame – I would have sent it to my sister….well, ok, my sister gives a $5 show where she pops ping pong balls out of her ladybits but that’s besides the point!

They may claim it was animal porn but I think they are just flogging a dead horse.

What a top union! Defending the creepiest of societies nitwits meanwhile doing deals to skim dough off bosses.

Now, that’s what I call prioritising!

Does Tony (The Screamer) Sheldon know that Filthy is defending these clowns?

I suppose that he can cover the costs by asking for some more “Training Fund” donations from the Dairy Farmers bosses…..

If a TWU member got his willie stuck in a gnome’s backside could he get some good lawyering? How about some vaseline? …Some hot wax, maybe?

*groan* look what that angry Elf is doing to my union…I must call Tony to move the little man on. Hey, I’ll soon be needing a job, maybe I can go back to running the NSW office…?

I wonder if they like cream in their coffees at Cowper Street?

How’s this for a slogan:

“The TWU – defending deviants since 2010″

Bugger this ! We paid good money for that union and now they are causing headaches. I want my money back Tony!

I enjoy farmyard animals, especially cocks.

I say – can I see the evidence? Since I was a naughty boy back at ALP conference, Derrick has locked the door on our porno cupboard and I can’t see the video of that time he used union money to get a dog out of the pound, and get it to lick peanut butter off his bottom

I wish I only had to deal with the NUW. They had a couple of their members up on the same rap but negotiated them resignations. God they need to man up – and by that I don’t mean they do another conga line of ladyboys!!

DFB, the technical term is ‘daisy chain’. Please respect our culture.

Sorry NUW man. I only say the video once – you boys sure do get along over there.

Where’s ptolomy? it is a quarter to nine? Is it still a 40 zone around the schools?

I just got a call from him; he’s stuck at a zebra crossing outside a high school.

He’s busy tweeting:

http://twitter.com/markptolemy

Admitting to being a ‘dirty perv’?

Say it ain’t so, Mark!

c’mon NUW man, June 19 – 2009? is that the best you can do?

Mr Belan said I was being a good boy

Mark, I’ve just found the following entry on your twitter account:

“At work – about to whack out a press release….beats working for a living!”

What the f—king f—k?

Here’s another quote for you, Mark:

“You’re fired!”
— Donald Trump.

Well here is one from that girl you did on Friday night – “Is it in yet?”

You’ve validated my decision to sack your ineffectual arse, Mark.

But goddammit! You were an EEO hire … now I’m going to have to scour Western Sydney for someone as handicapped as you.

Tough going for a Wednesday!

Righto! I’m off, fellas. Might be gone a while …

This is a sackable offence. end of story. TWU should pick a different fight!

Maybe they can save my backside? I doubt it, but stranger things have happened.

In the meantime, the NUW could put their short arms into thier deep pockets so I am not having to defraud my funds to pay for electoral staffing. C’mon Derrick – through thick and thin you said?

Hey – is that photo in my electorate? it has been a while since I have been there, but that Angus looks a little familiar

Kaz, they’re Shorthorns (and Mark and I can empathise), not Anguses.

You REALLY need to pick up your game.

desperate times call for desperate measures! after flogginf off their buildings last year it seems the T-Duh’s are down to depending on the income of the last half a dozen members they have left in the milk industry. Would’nt it be strange if the million dollars that dairy farmers paid into the secret training fund would now be used to pay for the host of lawyers that the T-Duh’s are trying to get up on this lost cause. Make up your mind boys….you can’t get paid by the boss and say that your taking him on!

howdesperate (mark). The schoolzomes are finished and the boy is on the case

well who is defending the cows rihgts as the twu wont support interstate drivers?

I will pay big bucks for rights of the next instalment from the hellfire clubs secert room

knew I should not have left him in charge……..

Lets get this straight – the NUW have a permanant table here, right next to the strapons (it makes Belan feel secure that he is the big man).

You are still the biggest, though Mark – I promise you’re the biggest we’ve ever seen. You are the big boy.

But Derrick, you are a big man still. Don’t worry about that! You are the baddest.

Someone should advise Mr Forno that if God had wanted us to get into bestiality,he would have given men dicks like donkeys.

I`ve been a Hellfire regular for many years and I can tell you that the big Tone and me are the true legends of the place.Nobody can take the hotwax like big Tony,…nobody.

Oh Dipstick. Don’t be like that. You know that “Biggie Belan” is the man of the wax. He had a sack, crack and back just last night?

I applied some moisturiser on the rash.

Mark,
Why did you make your Twitter account private? Now I can’t read your f—ked-up s—t!

I had to amuse myself with going through your Facebook photos and copying the best ones.

Like the way you put it all out there. I shed a few tears.

Still kind of mystified why you’re always hanging around schools. There’s a fair bit of pathos in that photo of you outside the school, alone, with the gates closed.

Call me if you need a reference for your job applications. I promise not to say, ‘That broke-arse b*m? Can’t say I miss the kunt!’

Loved the facebook photos Mr Ptolemy. I will also give you a tip: “No seat to run for this time round”.

All i know is that big tone and the gnome are regulars on the waxing tables, but i still can not confirm the rumour that they share the spoils of the the big nimrod

I will give you a good reference Mark – but as I told you before, I am not old enough to sign a stat dec or go into year 9

I don`nt mind where the Filthy Gnome gets into his bestiality,so long as he does`nt do it in my street and frighten my dogs.

Derrick leave mark alone he treated me like an angel in the public toilet near granville pools last week we played the wayne forno porno game.

Why won’t Troy Buswell call me? We shared such passion – but he does not ring me.

Sorry guys, I have fallen behind. Look, it is almost 3pm. I have a standing, um, education related appointment at this time of day every day. Back soon!!!

Forno, i will join your union if you will pay my legal fees(you know how much trouble im in)

Domain hijacking causes a union stir
KIRSTY NEEDHAM WORKPLACE REPORTER
August 19, 2009

THE Transport Workers Union has lodged a complaint with the internet regulator after its identity – and the names of top officials – were hijacked online by a rival union.

The state secretary, Wayne Forno, is demanding wayneforno.com.au be handed back, along with four other domain names, including tonysheldon.com.au, the name of the federal secretary.

Mr Forno said he was concerned the official who registered the domain names, Mark Ptolemy, a spokesman for the National Union of Workers and a NSW Labor administrative committee member, could be planning a smear campaign. The unions have a history of acrimony, which has become heated as the workers’ union competes for transport members.

Last year the Federal Court fined DHL $43,000 for moving 146 staff to workplace agreements it had secretly struck with the NUW, despite the staff already being covered by a TWU collective agreement.

Mr Forno uncovered the fake leaflet scandal in the seat of Lindsay in the week before the 2007 federal election and gave evidence against the NSW Liberal powerbroker, Jeff Egan. The NUW is now distributing flyers at work sites, repeating allegations that Mr Forno assaulted Mr Eagan by pinning him to a power pole to take his photograph on the night of the sting. Mr Forno said it was a ”tug of war” over a bag and Mr Egan has dropped a private prosecution.

Mr Ptolemy is an aspiring NSW Labor powerbroker who, during the 2007 federal election campaign, locked federal MP David Bradbury out of his own branch meeting, and lodged an assault allegation against Liberal councillor Jim Aitken, now the Mayor of Penrith. The case was dismissed on appeal.

Mr Ptolemy had wanted preselection for the seat of Lindsay but the ALP executive chose Mr Bradbury, a former Penrith mayor. Mr Bradbury’s successful campaign was seen as closely linked to the TWU.

Mr Forno has lodged a complaint with the retired High Court judge, Michael Kirby, president of the Institute of Arbitrators and Mediators, to deal with the internet name disputes.

”It’s actually stealing my identity. I am shocked the present laws allow it,” Mr Forno said.

He said Mr Ptolemy was abusing his position within NSW Labor. ”You can only come to the conclusion that the website is being used for dark … purposes,” he said.

Mr Ptolemy said last night it was his ”hobby” to register domain names but conceded he had only registered names connected to the transport union.

”It was a bit of a stir,” he said.

He said he would be ”open to have a chat to them” if the TWU wanted the names back.

Hung Bean Man? Are we related?

Dairy Farmers…..that rhymes with TWU Slush Fund

it should be clear that when we demanded to see the “evidence” it was purely for research purposes. I mean why would a contingent of twu organisers want to hang around dairy farmers all day;looking at porn for days? We sent the bots most of that stuff!

why did’nt the t-duh’s just call a five day strike! just like they did when the delo at lidcombe got caught robbing the place blind with bundy card fraud. Oh sorry that was about truck drivers or something else….was’nt it?

I m back from the trawl guys!

Job-hunting tip for Mark:

This time, get a real job, you f—king parasitic bastard.

Whoever suggested that Ptolomey was an EEO employee has to be kidding. This guy’s IQ might be as low as the age of the girls he dates, but I swear to you – the guy can count to potato.

Lay off him – except for you Derrick cause you lay on him every morning.

I agree. Where the hell is Pat Murray anyway. I needed to talk to him about his run for the secretary’s position. He is going for NSW sec and Meaney is backing him. Oh, Derrick will be annoyed when he finds out it.

I don’t believe in s*x without love, which is why I thought what I had with Mark was special.

Having to fire his sorry arse was therefore really difficult for me. But it sure has put things into perspective.

By the way, Mark, you really should be updating your CV, not driving past the local schools.

look guys, lets cut out this rubbish. I know the NUW has gone to crap and is only there to fund a certain individual’s lifestyle, including that of the second family he found on adult friend finder, but we are getting away from what is really important – and that is the NUW is the boss’s best friend.

but more than the best friend with the boss’s wife – you know who I am talking about

Swinging is part of a healthy lifestyle. I support it fully.

Swinging is good. It is just a shame that the NUW boys try to do it at the Penrith Blue Light Disco. Shame

The NUW has turned into a dumping ground for useless ex TWU officials.They did not cut it at the TWU.Bullshitters that talk a lot of crap and deliver nothing.

Fella`s, go easy on me, none of this is my fault. It`s all that little beetroot faced garden gnomes fault. Ever since he rooted a certain mulgoa M.P he`s thought that just about anything is O.K, even bestiality. The most kinky thing I`ve ever done is getting Nimrod to hot wax me while I`m useing him as my knob jockey.

It`s not that bad, it`s all fair cop at the Hellfire Club.

Yeah, and lay off me too. I only gave Paul Gibson a hand-job that night because he got all excited and beat the crap out of Sandra. Apparently it turned him on to the point of no return. I did not totally like it but you have to pick and stick – and besides, I was curious.

Well, I really think we should all stand by young Mark after he lost his job today. He has a really, really, really young wife to support – a really young wife, and it would be a shame to see him have to start all over again.

LUCRF, the NUW’s super fund, is in turmoil as Pacific Brands Employee Relations Manager Ted Eftimiadis is still on the board, which ties up Mark’s money.

So having failed at both pre selection and as a candidate at several federal and state elections (Damn you Bradbury!!!), it looks like it might be time to use that NUW funding for a run at Cootamundra Council – Mark can do it while the accountant fixes up the union’s balance sheet?

Yeah,and a man of outstanding talent such as myself should be able to get a Federal Seat or maybe Steves Senate spot if only for my stupid record of electoral fraud. It`s just not fare. As if thats not bad enough I now have stupid Porno Forno causing me grief.Steve`s going to Melbourne,I have the training fund money that the bosses gave me and I can`t use it to get myself pre selected,damn it.

Whoa! I think I just walked into BitchTown here.

It’s just like the HSU catfight only we can’t see who are the good guys and who are the bad guys.

Do these unions actually put energy into doing stuff for their members?

“Mr Ptolemy is an aspiring NSW Labor powerbroker who, during the 2007 federal election campaign, locked federal MP David Bradbury out of his own branch meeting…”

Nice one! I think more YLA Hacks who make it as MPs should be locked out of branch meetings. Lock ‘em out of the House of Reps too.

Did Dave scream and threaten to hold his breath until he was let in?

I bet he was straight on the blower to Uncle Steve…crying, snot running out of his nose…
“Oh Steve…that nasty man wont let me in…what WILL I do?”

NImrod? You mean there is a guiy whose name is actuallu “Nimrod”?
Bwahhh ha hhahh bwahh hee ahha heee

I was a regular at the Hellfire club for many years. Porno, Sideburns and Nimrod bring back many fond memories.Sideburn Tony with his Village People black motorcycle leathers and black jim boots. Nimrod in his red skin tight leather pants with the arse cheek cut outs. Porno in his black leather hot pants and 7 inch leather heals. These guys were Hellfire royalty.I used to join in when Tony would get one of his famous daisy chains going. Porno needed the 7 inch heals to be nearly Tonys height so he could also join in. Fun times and great memories.

are these clowns really defending the porn rings in the workplace? would the twu you have your wife or daughters working around that stuff. Get real, you blokes have lost the plot.

milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolates made…

Forno, Forno, naughty little elf,
See a dirty picture and you must touch yourself
When will you see porno is not all that good
Funny little man with funny little wood

Craig likes drinking my milk

The endless candidate called ptolomey
for preselection? he was a nominee
but his tastes for the under age
made it to the vexnewspage
its the end of Derrick’s devotee

The Packer so snide from within
With a wink and a nod and a grin
He thought he was clever and be caught never-ever
But he was and his career was over before it was to begin!

Poor old Packer, he did cry
The finger pointed, he did deny
But alas, poor Packer your history did outclass
It is the computer’s evidence that will give you the arse.

Is it true Sarah Kaine is going after Steve Hutchins senate spot?

What goes around certainly does come back around. This very childish angle on the story was originally placed by someone at the NUW with the intent of humiliating the TWU. It worked. But the \”people in glass houses\” saying can be aptly applied – and the NUW don\’t like it. Grow up.

The TWU dont really need help in humiliation…they are really good at it all by themselves.

Sheldon is dodgy as a used car salesman. He was convicted in a Queensland court years ago for electoral fraud (ie. rigging a union ballot) and Wayne Forno – the same Wayne Forno who’s job at the Prospect County Council years ago was to switch the electricity off at homes that were behind in their electricty bills. Then two years ago the TWU were outed on Channel 9’s Sunday program for setting up a crooked “training fund” that was contributed to by bosses in return for lower wage increases in TWU collective agreements. Now we have Wayne Forno defending creeps that peddle in porn at work (not just porn mind you, but the sickest kind of filth you could imagine). No, the teedubs do a great job at humiliation all on their lonesome.

Is it true Sarah Kaine is going after Steve Hutchins senate spot?

Uncle Steve isn’t going to be happy….!

Well, Tony, can you enlighten us?

For the uninitiated, Sarah Kaine is Mrs Sheldon.

TWU……….the revolving door of trade unionim. With an average turnover of 40 Officials per year it’s no wonder their fighting these losing battles! The only thing thats leaves faster than a TWU organiser is a TWU member! The we have the replacement intake..sacked “pumpkin heads” from the storemen, cleaners from the rail union, 18 kids from young labor and a whole heap of relos and family members of the sheldon / caine clan. Yeah Right”Hero’s”.

You need one bargoman. If you are going to have a go at someone, you should spell your words right otherwise people will think you are gormless.

Sarah Kaine for the #3 ALP NSW Senate Spot.

Hutchins gets another go….gee thanks SDA – what a great contribution to the Labour movement you guys make.

GOod lord – I need to finger my bum again after that bitchy comment

forno mis cued and sheldon potted the brown.