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RAT GETS CHEESE: Uber-nerd Colin Jacobs claims first head job

colinjacobsLabor rat Colin Jacobs – self-styled “software developer” left the ALP loudly publicly decrying the cynicism, pragmatism and ruthlessness of his former party. He joined the Greens.

The former Lefty Independent aligned branch president of the Clayton South branch, even went so far as to leave the suburban badlands and move into the inner-city where he could help out Dr Adam Bandt PhD (Marxism), the federal member for Melbourne, who is seen by locals to be so busy hob-nobbing in Canberra that he hasn’t been able to deliver them a thing.

Turns out, the poor little bloke Colin  was just looking for a job. Who could have guessed. In his Labor days the “software developer” been hoping for a job in Crean’s electorate office apparently, but even he drew the line at Jacobs apparently.

For it was just yesterday, that the “software developer” let the world know he was throwing in his Bill Gates-lifestyle in to become an electorate officer to Dr Richard Di Natale(Medical).

The “software developer” is keen to continue his tradition of creativity in curriculum vitae, telling friends he is a “senior adviser” to Doctor Richard. There is no such title, as it happens, for electorate officers, but we’re sure that won’t slow him down. The author currently serves as Editor-in-Chief, Publisher and Commander of the VEXNEWS Investigations Unit, so is in little position to criticise self-glorification.

Despite notionally running the Electronic Frontiers group, such high office might indeed qualify as his first head job. We cannot be sure and he was not immediately available for comment on the issue.

Despite being the Overlord (not his official title) of Electronic Frontiers Australia which has fought in favour of Australians right to view child sexual abuse, bestiality, snuff films and heroin injection online, Colin Jacobs has reputedly displeased some of the members of EFA by springing his announcement on them “at one minute to midnight”. Jacobs has hung out as a volunteer for Di Natale and has been angling for a job since the last state election campaign. He only shared news of his appointment yesterday, representing what some say is in an internet filter and act of censorship all of Colin Jacobs’ own creation.

Tsk. Tsk.


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  1. This article is outrageous, egregious and preposterous!

    Posted by Colin Jacobs | June 22, 2011, 18:52
  2. Look at the pained expression on his face. it looks like he has a badly impacted stool that he can’t shift.

    Posted by Colon Jacobs | June 22, 2011, 23:12
  3. Another nobody.

    A bit like you, Andrew.

    Posted by Creepshow | June 22, 2011, 23:24
  4. Poor old Jacobs he’s a text book example of the dangers of excessive masturbation.

    Posted by anon | June 23, 2011, 23:41
  5. I wish some members of the Liberal Party would join the Greens too! Can this nerd issue an invite to Malcolm T?

    Posted by Giuseppe De Simone | June 24, 2011, 22:28
  6. that is the best headline, “Rat Gets Cheese, uber nerd claims first head job”….oh f__ck thats funny

    Posted by Merlinator | June 25, 2011, 7:00
  7. And to think he may have access to confidential constituent data files.

    He looks like a NAZI stoom trooper from a second world war movie.

    Posted by Be scared, very scared | July 5, 2011, 10:12