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JAILED: Jake “The Snake” Della-Vedova gets four months prison

vexnewsprideful Convicted blackmailer Jake “the Snake” Della-Vedova has been sentenced by Court Court judge Hannan to four months jail.

The judge sentenced him to eighteen months jail but suspended 14 months of it for two years.

She told the defendant “Your actions were in my view callous and calculated. This was no momentary lapse in judgement.”

The threats – mainly by SMS – were made over two days, escalated in their menacing tone until the arranged cash drop-off where Victoria Police filmed the exchange of cash for camera memory card and then arrested the surprised Jake. He soon made full admissions, although many suspect his explanation that he was able to find the identity of the victim – who cannot be named because of a ten year suppression order – through a Google search to be somewhat implausible.


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  1. I’m firsty. get me a beer

    Posted by Branch stackers will be punished | March 2, 2009, 11:50
  2. The MP in question will be pleased.

    Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2009, 12:12
  3. who was it?

    Posted by Delperro | March 2, 2009, 13:12
  4. Vex who are you kidding? You can find out almost anything about almost anyone through google…

    Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2009, 15:27
  5. Yes but you have to know who it is before you can search on their name, don’t you?

    Posted by VEXNEWS | March 2, 2009, 15:49
  6. were the text messages sent to taxpayer funded phone?

    Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2009, 18:54
  7. Homer Simpson will be pleased

    Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2009, 20:28
  8. Yes, there’s a member of P who looks like Homer Simpson who will be pleased his blackmailer was jailed.

    Posted by Homer Simpson | March 2, 2009, 21:07
  9. I know who you mean…..

    Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2009, 21:18
  10. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2009, 21:26
  11. The identity of the public figure is out, but will he come out???

    Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2009, 23:20
  12. You can google a phone number – if it’s on a website, you’ll find it!

    Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2009, 7:55
  13. Has someone another ‘Opening’ for me?

    Posted by Chrissy Pyne | March 3, 2009, 22:07
  14. Implausiable? are you kidding me? Type in any political figure that “pops” in your head and hey presto..he’s there, believe it!

    Posted by Mira | March 5, 2009, 8:00
  15. The Member for [deleted] must regret his sexy time with Jake the snake.

    Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2009, 10:50
  16. [deleted] (deliberately misspelled) may now have AIDS.

    Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2009, 10:51
  17. Does Jake the snake live up to his name physically? We will have to wait for the video to appear on Youtube again.

    Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2009, 10:52
  18. Dear Anon,

    I can confirm it is a snake but if you care to go ask your Mum how long and thick your arm was when you were about 2, then you’d be getting closer to the mark. Yes, it’s a real choker!

    Posted by anon | April 16, 2010, 7:19


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