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LIBS IN AMERICA: NSW Young Liberals visit the land of the free, all-expenses-paid critics claim

Forces aligned with David Clarke in the Liberal Party in NSW have complained that the party has paid for three prominent Young Liberals involved in the fracas at federal MP Alex Hawke’s electorate office to travel to America and be trained in organising political movements. The three are current employees of Members of Parliament including Hawke and Helen Coonan.

They claim that is a reward for “doing Alex Hawke’s dirty work” in terms of stopping the Clarke conservative forces from recruiting and gaining strength.

Mark Lewis, Alex Hawke’s electorate officer and Scott Farlow the Young Liberal President and his wife travelled to Washington DC to do week long training at the Leadership Institute from the 5th to the 9th of September 2009.

A Liberal patriot aligned to Clarke told VEXNEWS:

“The situation has outraged many of the Liberal Party faithful, including donors, concerned that their money is being spent on training designed to fuel factional warfare between the two warring “Right” factions.”

“These people should not be in the party, let alone being sponsored to cause maximum carnage. This is donor’s money, not state Party President Nick Campell and Alex Hawke’s personal war chest.”

The conservative operative claimed that the all-expenses paid five-week trip was fully funded by the Liberal Party organisation.

He asserted – and provided photographic evidence above – that the ‘junket’ involved a great deal of frivolity and late-night partying.

The Clarke forces say that party donors aren’t happy about the expenditure of money and are pushing for an internal investigation.  They say the junket comes at a time when the NSW division had pulled ahead of the once all-conquering Sussex Street political fundraising colossus.

They also – perhaps a little unreasonably – that the politicians’ staff including Mark Lewis and Stuart Smith continue to be paid while enjoying the overseas trip. We don’t doubt they have taken leave, while everyone back in Sydney on both sides of this endless NSW Liberal Right fight continue to take leave of their senses.

PATRIOTIC UPDATE: Indeed sources close to the patriotic entourage have explained that they have most certainly taken leave, in at least one case, unpaid leave in order to visit the United States and further develop their skills. For young folk, this is a big strain, as their savings aren’t huge and their rents continue on even in their absence. They also note the trip is self-financed although they hope to get some support from the party for what is essentially a training and development mission. They say they have a strong argument for financial support but aren’t counting their chickens before they hatch. They criticise foul implications to the contrary as being sour grapes and stupidity from the “Taliban Right” associated with David Clarke.

One patriot reporting from New Jersey (pronounced “Joisey”) says that while their pics reveal they’re having a splendid time, it’s been pretty hard work in fact. It’s below zero in Joisey, the patriots are sleeping on blow-up mattresses and with blankets they had to purchase themselves from a local Walmart.

One explained that they are working like Trojans on an icy battlefield in defence of freedom on a phone bank, making thousands of calls as an unpaid campaign volunteers. The gruelling work makes their journey seem reminiscentof Bart Simpson’s exchange trip to France where he was exposed to the shocking cruelties of French life.

Their critics back home are enjoying the Sydney spring, chatting away to Alan Jones and his producer, taking pot-shots from the cheap-seats, they say, and denigrating the hard work and freedom-fighting of those willing to have a go, expand their skill-base and life experience to do a better job back home for the party they love.


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  1. So that must mean Scott is back from the States

    Posted by Confused | October 16, 2009, 8:36
  2. I couldn’t even hold an internship at the Leadership Institute, I must be the single shittest person ever.

    Posted by Nick Adams | October 16, 2009, 8:52
  3. Where is Chris Rath??? Isnt he over there on the junket too?

    Posted by anon | October 16, 2009, 9:07
  4. pizza, beer, music – how decadent …… meanwhile the NSW left of the Libs consolidate

    Posted by puzzled | October 16, 2009, 9:08
  5. Perhaps the David Clarke fan brigade could move into the 21st century on policy and culture. The same suspects
    continually complain about the fact that their extreme social views are not taken seriously. Gee, I wonder why. Clarke’s fans don’t want to win elections, they just want to be backward bigots.

    Posted by Bestia | October 16, 2009, 9:08
  6. At least we know they weren’t there for a beauty contest.

    Posted by Old Time Journo | October 16, 2009, 9:11
  7. This is complete, total and utter crap.

    1)The trip was a Federal Young Liberal Program for 10 people from around Australia, co-ordinated by by Domenic Perrotett – gasp – of the hard right, (who was on the selection committee)
    2)Chris Rath, darling of the hard right, is one of the people who went.
    3)Scott paid for his own travel 100% and was only there for a few days at the Leadership Institute.
    4)All participants provided the bulk of the funding themselves
    5)Participants are currently sleeping on the floor in an unfurnished apartment whilst working on the governor’s campaign – hardly a luxury junket.

    This is just another example of the Taliban being full of lying liars who lie.

    Posted by Oh Come on! | October 16, 2009, 9:11
  8. Yawn…

    Someone took these pics from Facebook.

    How original!

    You can smell the taliban’s desperation!

    Posted by S | October 16, 2009, 9:12
  9. Who remembers that time Noel McCoy made an executive decision to send Jess Noot and Nigel Freitas to the US without consulting anybody?

    Posted by Wade | October 16, 2009, 9:20
  10. Nick Minchin seems to have sent his staff over too! Nice party pics Crosby!

    Posted by Cory | October 16, 2009, 9:20
  11. I always thought that lying was a sin but I guess with our hard-right religious nutters like Clarke it is considered as necessary sin.

    Posted by S | October 16, 2009, 9:22
  12. So Chris Rath, one of David Clarke’s loyal hacks, received 25% more from the YL’s for his airfares than did Mark Lewis or Stuart Smith and Scott Farlow never received a cent because he went over there on his own expense.

    Another classic Taliban media story completely made up… when will they learn?

    Posted by The Truth | October 16, 2009, 9:23
  13. Who do you people think you are the great Robert Menzies did not father the Liberal Party so that it would become a rabble of nerds arguing with each other, nor did he create it so that anyone with left leaning beliefs would become a part of it. The party is at it’s essence a right wing conservative party and if you don’t like it then piss off! Stop all the factions and in fighting and get on with the job you pussies.

    Posted by steve | October 16, 2009, 9:26
  14. Who remembers when I paid for my business class flights to New Zealand with Federal Young Liberal money?

    Posted by The Real | October 16, 2009, 9:49
  15. This is complete rubbish.

    Whoever put this up and thinks that they are doing this to help David Clarke is stupid.

    A good point re Noel McCoy. I remember there was a Andrew Landeryou blog about this and like this blog that story was totally discredited as rubbish.

    Posted by Insider | October 16, 2009, 9:53
  16. uhhh oohhh, call the Police! We don’t have the numbers!

    Posted by Old Time Journo | October 16, 2009, 9:57
  17. Helen Coonan Blergh!

    Posted by Bob Harper | October 16, 2009, 10:35
  18. Where was my ticket? Lefties need love too.

    Although I must admit the time here in Sydney is always better spent working on preselection for Berowra in 2019.

    Posted by Maaaaaat Keeeean | October 16, 2009, 10:51
  19. Chris Rath doesn’t count!

    So much bad publicity for the lefties in the Liberal Party!!!

    The lesson in all this- lefties don’t play the media game, you won’t win!

    Go Alan! Go!

    Posted by Gary Sweet | October 16, 2009, 10:52
  20. Taliban,

    vos dedecus memoria of escriva.

    may deus sentio vestri sententia quod res ut vos operor non penetro regnum of Olympus.

    vos es non dignus communico in palma of deus

    profiteor , paeniteo quod peto venia

    Posted by Benedict | October 16, 2009, 10:56
  21. I find it intruiging that such tomfoolery would find its way onto this Matt Drudge site in the first place.

    Internal NSW warfare means nothing, when you consider that the ALP are going to wipe the floor with the bluest of blueblood seats at the next double dissolution election. Kerryn Phelps in Wentworth anyone? LOL.

    I hence suggest that the recent trainees get in Malcolm Turnbull’s ear after this sunday’s joint partyroom meeting room and remind him where his true loyalties lie. He should resign from the Liberal Party and stack out Kerryn Phelp’s ALP branches and run in his real home, the home of the leftie fruitcakes.

    If you stayed on, say hello to Tim Andrews for me. bye bye possums

    Posted by M | October 16, 2009, 10:56
  22. i see adam mckee is there also. a more punchable fat piece of shit going around the mulc you wont find

    Posted by Pawtucket Patriot | October 16, 2009, 11:01
  23. Why does the left of the Liberal Party hate freedom?

    Posted by Hawke et al- Freedom Haters | October 16, 2009, 11:10
  24. Hawke et al do believe in freedom. Freedom to call the police when they don’t have the numbers.

    Posted by Howard Patriot | October 16, 2009, 11:56
  25. It is idiots like yourselves within the Hard Right have nothing going for themselves yet to start a smear campaign within the media and creating more damage to our prospects of winning.

    It is idiots like yourselves aligned within the Hard Right who are immature and have not tasted what reality is like these days but still you are busy copping Opus Dei Bondage Sessions with your Dominatrix Mistress Marie FarkmeHarder and David I am God Clarke.

    It is idiots like yourselves costed the NSW State Election and lastly the Federal Election.

    It is idiots like yourselves believe that religious principles are above what society stands for without thinking about what the real issues are in todays real world, maybe you need a reality check.

    It is idiots like yourselves provide misleading information to Right Wing Media Hacks causing embarrasement to the party including your mate Jimmy Rowe for providing false statements of allegedly being assaulted.

    It is idiots like yourselves that make my life harder to sell the Liberal Party Brand to have supporters to come on board as victory is within our hands providing we dont slip but, however the way things are going it is slipping away.

    It is idiots like yourselves should we lose the next state election due to your stupidity, I will make this clear I will hand in my party membership and walk away.

    Until then you morons wake up and smell the fresh coffee.

    Anonymous has spoken.

    Posted by Anonymous | October 16, 2009, 12:01
  26. Do you have Meghan McCain’s mobile number, as I’d love to send her a txt message.

    Posted by RDR | October 16, 2009, 12:15
  27. We’ve been equated to Matt Drudge. Respek.

    Posted by VEXNEWS | October 16, 2009, 13:23
  28. farlow is gay , he likes it up the bum, he doesnt know but im giving it to his mum..

    Posted by simon fontana | October 16, 2009, 13:46
  29. Posted by M | October 16, 2009, 14:03
  30. Did the Taliban f*ck up there facts again??

    Scott & Penny – paid for by themselves (so much for farlow being unemployed you tossers)

    Stuart Smith – on unpaid leave

    Mark Lewis – on holiday leave

    The above two – sleeping on floors to save money

    Chris Rath – calling his mummy every night asking for more money whilst planning a secret trip to san francisco…

    get it right, tali..we’re the real right

    has anyone seen Jimmy? isn’t nick adams back home also? i need some truth

    Posted by Mainstream | October 16, 2009, 14:33
  31. i thought Penny was the inflatable mattress!

    Posted by Mike Honcho | October 16, 2009, 16:12
  32. Helllllo Possums!!!

    Well, what a shocking mess the Liberal party is in. Reminds me of the mess my children used to make when they didn’t get a smack for their behaviour.

    And who is this Alex Hawke? What a nasty ulcer on the Liberal party belly he is. It is festering and will explode with all the puss when Barry O’Farrell loses the upcoming state election. Why oh why?

    I’m glad I now live between L.A., London and Broome! The real mess in NSW is Nathan Rees, but the bigger mess is Alex Hawke causing no end of trouble. Ohhhh no, possums. Why are the conservatives going backwards?

    Someone needs to tap Alex Hawke on the shoulder and tell him to “HIT THE ROAD, JACK!!!” and don’t be coming back for more. The way the Liberals are going, pretty soon there wont be any more!

    The show must go on!!!

    p.s. I would love to smack Scott Farlow on the bottom! Yesss, my POSSUMS! Ahhhhh!!!

    Posted by Dame Edna | October 16, 2009, 16:15
  33. Do the Republicans realise that they are teaching these hacks campaign tricks to be used against fellow conservatives and not the Left?

    Posted by Shame | October 16, 2009, 17:55
  34. What I find most disturbing is the fact that these (all mentioned) are our future Federal Leaders.
    And that some of the already mentioned aka Alex Hawke are presently holding positions that mean they decide what happens to AUSTRALIA and all the poor sods out there earning an honest living paying for this bullshitl People who have no time to spend playing politics because they are too busy doing the washing and worrying about whether they can afford the better cuts of meat this week.

    It’s obvious the Liberal Party has no time for seeking out the best and brightest.

    It’s all about who can suck who – and those on that trip obviously suck the best.

    Posted by politically correct | October 16, 2009, 19:12
  35. It’s OK to leave them, they are the like a dying despot. They have betrayed your party; they have stripped it of its soul.
    When Howard got in, it started to happen. I hopped the fence and stayed there 10 years later. I felt betrayed when that venal little man started enacting his twisted policies against social pillars of society.
    Go see “The General’s Daughter”,…betrayal like that…someone that you though you could rely on. I won’t be coming back…ever.

    Posted by Fascinating | October 16, 2009, 23:08
  36. Bestia – you are with the left… you stand for nothing. You are in it for yourself. you are not a true believer. You would join the ALP if you believed it would serve your aims better.

    Posted by tom | October 16, 2009, 23:51
  37. radio on Scott Farlow – LOL

    Scott u pompous pr#ick… cant find a decent hairdersser anywhere ay? Get your haned off it Alex suck hole.

    Posted by tom | October 17, 2009, 0:00
  38. Here we go again, another false and misleading story from the Taliban extremists.

    For the record, here’s the latest tally goofs(or should that be Tali?)

    James Rowe – caught out lying to Imre Saluzinsky re being beaten up. Video evidence dismissed by State Director, lunatic mates such as Nick Adams and Phil “stalker” Meehan caught on video.

    Marie Ficarra MLC – snapped giving Mafia style hand gestures towards the President of NSW Young Liberals and others at a Sydney University Liberal Club Meeting.

    Clr Nick Adams – loser travelling around America with a unique message.

    Clr Kevin Connolly – stacking raid on the Blacktown YL’s in a crude, yet ultimately futile attempt to run for the seat of Riverstone.

    Tim “No hams” Abrams – tragic Mitchell FEC President. Even worse than former FEC President and Cadman muppet, Bernie Moriarty. Refused to be interviewed by the State Director for his involvement in storming the office of Alex Hawke MP and physically shoving a member of his staff. Has apparently threatened legal action against the State Director, at least that’s what he told the Hills News.

    Charlie Perrottet – Stormed office of Alex Hawke MP. Refused to sign an attendance register. Apparently scared to give away a copy of his signature in case of incrimination. Last seen busy compiling an anonymous dirt sheet about Alex Hawke.

    Dominic “vote for me, I’m a catholic too” Perrottet. Somewhat embarrassed by his actions at the Hills YL meeting. Trying to keep a lower profile but will struggle to stay out of the spotlight in the weeks ahead….

    Chad Sidler – phone camera extroadinaire. Has been promised a staffing job if Dominic Perrottet takes Castle Hill from Michael Richardson. Embarrassed himself when thrown out of a Council drinks party hosted by the Mayor, who didn’t even know his name!

    Damian “it’s all a lie” Tudehope – suburban lawyer based in the Sydney postcode of 2135. Has no knowledge of being associated with a group of people who stormed the office of Alex Hawke MP. Was apparently only picking up his 28 year old son???

    Anyone got the date of North West Upper House preselection???

    Posted by Tali goofs mean Clarke is cactus | October 17, 2009, 1:24
  39. Posted by deleted | October 17, 2009, 1:28
  40. [deleted] should stop walking around fantasising about crude underage sex. Justin Simon and Catriona Rafael are the real problem in this war. They have taken Hawke and others to a progressive viewpoint, all because certain people allowed them to join. These people don’t belong in the party, and are the real cause overall of the breakup of the right – and the mess we now see. All of the problems you see in the NSW Liberal right are because of people like this who have been allowed to steer once hardcore conservatives in an atrocious direction. When will Justin Simon and his friends finally resign their membership of the party, and go join the Democrats? Failing that, the both of them can join the academic world and stay at university for the rest of their lives, whilst [deleted] stalks hangouts and gay beats all because he was molested as a young child, and has never quite gotten over it. [deleted] is an absolute disgrace, and he is a disgusting repugnant individual who doesn’t belong in the Liberal party.

    Posted by [deleted - impersonation] | October 17, 2009, 1:39
  41. Thanks for that AJ.

    Posted by ANONymous | October 17, 2009, 8:23
  42. Why don’t I have a seat yet? What happened to Berowra? What happened to Bradfield? What happened to the Senate? What happened to…Blaxland?

    Posted by The Real | October 17, 2009, 9:40
  43. Where’s my trip to the USA?

    Posted by The Master of all things Right | October 17, 2009, 11:43
  44. Is it possible for anyone with half a brain in their head to see Mark Lewis as a “future leader of the Liberal party”?

    Posted by Claude | October 17, 2009, 12:09
  45. Don’t you mess with the big boys

    Posted by Milhous | October 17, 2009, 12:49
  46. The sooner we dismiss these terrible pieces of work, and treat them like the cancer that they are, the better!

    And that includes David Clarke.

    Who do these people think they are? Honestly, the Liberal party was not founded on the basis of infighting.

    Enough of the damage being done to the party. People should now be marching in the streets, and the membership needs to be told of the damage Hawke and his friends are doing to the party.

    Hawke and his friends are causing us all of this grief.

    The sooner the membership rises up and removes these people from their positions of power, and says “GOODBYE!” the better of we’ll all be. Barry O’Farrell wont have anything more to worry about in the future, and we can all move forward and win the state election.

    Frankly, we are all a SHAM now because of the disgusting infighting, mainly fuelled by Alex Hawke and Nick Campbell, and if we do lose the state election, THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE TO BLAME!

    When we finally come to our senses, and realise that Alex Hawke should go back to his day job of stacking shelves at Woolworths, the party will be a better organisation. We are thoroughly sick of being dragged through the media, and something has to give. It is not going to get any better, and that’s why Alex Hawke and Nick Campbell should be swiftly removed immediately to stop the party from hemorrhaging even further into oblivion.

    The damage done to the party is shocking, and was the reason why we lost the state election last time. Remember how we were all painted as extremists?

    Some of these people were responsible for the demise of John Brogden don’t forget. And he almost committed suicide because of it.

    If you all feel so strongly about this, come down to the South Coast and have a rest break in Kangaroo Valley for a few days. The cool air might just fix some of your hot tempers! And then come and visit the lovely people in Kiama, and help me do some marginal seat work for the area.

    Posted by Moderate Member of the State Executive | October 17, 2009, 16:20
  47. Tali goofs mean Clarke is cactus = (Alex Hawke) better get his facts right:

    Alex Hawke – dysfunctional immature power freak, devoid of intelligence or reality. David Clarke gave you a job as he felt sorry for you after the Army Reserves wouldn’t let you lead the Battalion on Graduation Day because all fellow students and officers hated you, particularly after you disgraced yourself …. Ryan Heath, Dean Gillespie, Ben Franklin and others should feature on an Australian Story or This is Your Life if a chance ever comes up! You should have stuck to packing boxes and stacking shelves at a popular super market. If you had stayed in that role you could have been the supreme power and controlled the isles with supremacy. Much more suitable to your ability.

    Nick Campbell – instead of doing his job for Johnson and Johnson, too busy pulling the strings of dumb dumb Alex and other little freaks. Likes power but won’t stand for election – why?

    Scott Farlow – can’t hold down a job, failed to complete University, sacked by Greg Smith SC due to incompetence, no ability, forced his now wife to make false allegations to Police about David Bennett, later withdrawn due to defamation action and evidence showing Farlow and George lied. Good stand over man, likes yelling at women, good with romancing certain dysfunctional female Young Liberals.

    Simon Fontana – nervous twit, sweaty hands and shaked far too much – why? Hawke has written numerous emails about Fontana in the past stating how incompetent and dumb he is – lets see them published in the papers if he ever stands for Strathfield or other public office. Also misused resources at Sydney Ferries and got caught out by colleagues – ICAC where are you?

    Ray Williams – bus driver with attitude, no qualifications, anger issues, likes yelling at women. Older version of Failow. Takes direction from Hawke but is a liability – particularly after allegedly trying to influence Hills Council for certain work to be done that benefit his donors.

    Posted by Liberalfactchecker | October 17, 2009, 17:16
  48. Come on Nathan, you know this stuff is baseless and demafatory.

    Surely your Dad would have taught you a bit about defamation law in his day?

    Why are you so in love with David Clarke? You should go and ask Robbo what he thinks about DC?

    Clarke’s goose has well and truly been cooked, just like yours in the Ryde SEC.

    It’s time for a fresh approach.

    Posted by Liberalfactchecker is Nathan Smith | October 17, 2009, 23:38
  49. Where did the Young Libs get this coin from?

    I thought it was all spent on the Victoria Rd campaign.

    They must have a good operator collecting the 10k + needed to get them on the plane and living in luxury

    Posted by Where did they get this money from | October 18, 2009, 1:45
  50. These Young Libs are just following in a proud tradition, spending up big in America.

    I am however, the master when it comes to the high life USA style.

    It’s my well earned human right after all.

    Posted by McPerton | October 18, 2009, 13:53
  51. RE: Pawtucket Patriot

    I take serious offence at your implication that I am the fatest and most punchable mulcer bar none.

    I will pour a jug of beer over you next time I see you.


    Posted by Adam McKee | October 18, 2009, 14:57
  52. P.S. I am not a NSW Liberal.

    Posted by Adam McKee | October 18, 2009, 14:57
  53. i didnt think the mulc came out as far as good ol’ ballarat, so hopefully the pouring of the jug will have to wait till next state council….

    Posted by Pawtucket Patriot | October 18, 2009, 15:46
  54. If it’s good for you,
    It’s good for me,
    Adam McKee.

    Posted by Adam McKee | October 18, 2009, 16:20
  55. Is it just me or is Adam Mckee just a younger, funnier, cleverer version of Denny Crane from Boston Legal?

    Posted by McKee/Shatner fan | October 18, 2009, 19:35
  56. Mark Lewis was never as good as young Dominic. Maybe Dominic and give me some legal advice?

    Posted by Tim Abrahams | October 18, 2009, 22:15
  57. I can count i can count i can SIIIIIIIIIING

    Posted by Master of ALL things RIGHT! | October 18, 2009, 22:38
  58. Why does Alex’s faction include Justin Simon and Catriona “Whales are more important than humans” Rafael?

    These people are far to the left of the Greens.

    Posted by Mainstream | October 18, 2009, 23:29
  59. Posted by Mainstream | October 18, 2009, 23:29


    Posted by anon | October 19, 2009, 1:22
  60. is there any truth to the rumour that Scott first met Penny at ‘The Mean Fiddler’?

    Posted by Mike Honcho | October 19, 2009, 3:25
  61. a

    Posted by a | October 20, 2009, 12:19
  62. We would pay good money just to keep them over there and away from here. If America wants to take them, let them.

    Posted by The Fellowship for Free Australia of McKee | October 20, 2009, 12:51
  63. Reminds you of the Proclaimer’s song:
    “When you go,
    will you send back,
    a letter,
    from America.
    Take a look,
    from the railtracks,
    from Miami to Canada”.

    Posted by Blind Freddie | October 20, 2009, 13:26
  64. To “Moderate Member of State Executive” – it was John Brogden’s own bloody fault for being such a racist against Helena Carr!

    Posted by Blind Freddie | October 20, 2009, 17:16
  65. Amy is lucky she didn’t go to The US. She would get ost amongst the pokies in Vegas.

    Posted by Augustus | October 20, 2009, 20:21
  66. I approved this spending. And why not. Johnson and Johnson pays for my trips to the US and I don’t actually do any work for them. I’m too busy scheming new schemes to turn the Liberal Party into my very own Stalag concentration camp takes up all my time. So why shouldn’t I share this around. Come on Talibans, why not?????

    Posted by Nick Campbell | October 21, 2009, 7:24
  67. Another poignant,well-thought-out post from Augustus. With witty commentary like that, it’s easy to see why you’re such a hit with the ladies…

    Posted by talihunter | October 21, 2009, 9:10
  68. this is madness people. Kruddy is sending the country down the drain and all we care about is who pays the bill??
    Real conservatives would take more interest in stopping Kruddy and Labor corrupting this wonderful country of ours.

    Posted by Madness | October 21, 2009, 10:47
  69. Here! here!

    Posted by Anonymous | October 21, 2009, 12:31
  70. How do I get back in touch with Alex again?

    Posted by Vivienne Hawke-Franklin | October 21, 2009, 19:08
  71. I’d like to know who has been impersonating me on this blog?

    Come on, own up!

    Your actions are well documented, and they will be brought to the state directors attention.

    Disgraceful behaviour will not be tolerated in any form. And if you think you can get away with this, you have another thing coming.

    Posted by Gareth Ward | October 22, 2009, 4:31
  72. Hey, who is this person impersonating me by asking who is impersonating me (see previous posting). I’m taking this to the State Director, the Prime Minsister and the United Nations. No-one impersonates the Gareth and gets away with it. Obviously these postings are not from me. They are far too brief and to the point. I resent being painted as someone who cannot go on forever without having much to say. I have worked on this skill for a long time and will not be undermined by people who have nothing better to do than make brief statements impersonating me. They could at leat put in a decent effort and go on a bit of a rant and be more convincing. PEOPLE!!! Who ever you are. Either put in more effort or stop it now. Think of what you are doing to my reputation as a wind bag. Stop it now. Now I say. Did I say stop it now? I can’t handle this….

    Posted by Gareth Ward | October 22, 2009, 7:00
  73. Oh talihunter (haha) I am so very scathed by your immense wit.

    As for me being a hit with the ladies…my services don’t come cheap. I could teach you but I would have to charge.

    Oh hang on…you’re with the other mob. You don’t like the ladies. Alex can teach you then.

    Enough of this crap. You are an idiot “talihunter” (cough). Nothing you have said on this site has had any merit. At least I make it obvious I’m here just to stir shit. Methinks you are just jealous of Ausgustus’ wit and charm.

    Again I ask, how many talis have you succesfully hunted so far?

    Perhaps a name change to choda-hunter?

    Posted by Augustus | October 22, 2009, 12:45
  74. To Whome it May Concern,

    I’ve been informed by sources that certain people have been making an attempt to impersonate me on this web site. I’d like to state categorically that I have never posted on this web site, and don’t intend to in the future.

    I’m going to ring Alex Hawke and ask him why certain people in his office are impersonating me. You can’t hide behind this web site forever. Sooner or later it will be revealed who has been posting anonymously. To the cowards who are doing this, you have been warned.

    I will be calling the state director, Mark Neeham right now to lodge my complaint too. I have my suspicions on who is doing this, and those names will be passed on to the state director.

    And to the Young Liberal twats who are engaged in this war – think about it!

    Come on, we have a few years until Barry will win the election, why spoil the party? We are not that far away from improving the lives of people in NSW. And this is something we should all be proud of!

    Put down your weapons, and get back on track to the task at hand. Disciplined, determined and resilient we need to hold this government to account, and then expose the Labor party, and then win the election. The last time I checked, we didn’t win elections in the past by being a rabble and heavily divided. The people in this state need us to win the election!

    Posted by Gareth Ward | October 22, 2009, 17:55
  75. Not a snow-flakes chance in hell Gareth. No pun intended.

    Posted by Augustus | October 22, 2009, 22:08
  76. I want some new friends

    Posted by Chad Sidler | October 22, 2009, 23:40
  77. Chad, perhaps you better start banging the s**t out of Labor, instead of putting your nine inch penis in front of garden knomes to toss off! Ohhh No!!!

    Posted by Justin Simon | October 23, 2009, 2:04
  78. Hey Justin, any good new releases out?

    Posted by Augustus | October 23, 2009, 4:10
  79. [deleted] Chad?

    Posted by Blind Freddie | October 23, 2009, 9:18
  80. [deleted]

    Posted by Wanting It | October 23, 2009, 15:15
  81. Lets purge the party of all religious people.

    Posted by Justin S | October 23, 2009, 18:49
  82. I agree with Justin.

    Posted by Warren H | October 23, 2009, 18:49
  83. Here I come David Clarke!

    Posted by Hazem | October 23, 2009, 22:05
  84. http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,26251505-5013561,00.html

    Joe Hildebrand and the good people at NEWS Limited know the truth about this junket.

    Posted by Animalia | October 24, 2009, 20:55


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